Purina dog food diet

Pard of mine (Bob)says he did this, but he tells some way out storys. Passing it along only cause it made me laugh.
Bob says he's at Cosco buying dog food for his pup. Got a big ol 20lb bag of Purina in the cart. Women behind him in line says "you got a dog". He says hes thinking about telling her shes Capt. Obvious, but instead comes up with this.
"No im on the purina diet.. you lose a lot of weight.. its a perfect source of nutriant.. Deal is you fill your pockets, and when ever your hungry just snack till appatite" (Bob cant spell worth shit either) "is abated.. Last time i did it i lost like 25 Lbs in 2 weeks.."
At this point he sees hes got everybodys attention, says, "Yep, then i wound up in the ER with tubes coming out of every opening on my body."
The Women is shocked, he says they all are, She says.. "So did you get an infection of what".
Bob says... "No... I got off the curb to smell a terriors butt, and a car hit me"..
Sounds like one of them "urban legends" but hes crazy enough to say this.

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 4:35 PM

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Good one

i'm stealing this one for sure!

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 9:13 PM

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That's too funny!

That's too funny!

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4 years 46 weeks ago, 12:22 PM

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Can only sit here and laugh! Really funny! Thanks for sharing, and I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one whooo cand't spell twoo!

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3 years 49 weeks ago, 1:44 AM

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