While I have been on here for 6 months, I still am never at a loss for interesting people.
I know I haven't written in this Blog for quite sometime so I hope I can still perform and entertain.
On this wonderful and lively site there has been discussions on which handgun is best for a newbie, hunting talk, new forums, GunsLot Gear(get a hat yet Grease?) and politics. The latter of the picks is what most of us have been doing lately!
I have taken some ribbing and sarcasm, as well as some down right attacks during allot of these. I have as well, given allot out! Should I be disgusted by how people react and rant and rave and become just flat out assholes? FUCK NO!!! I love it. I shows people have ideas and convictions. It shows they are not afraid to stand up for these and even go into the fields of abstraction for it. IMHO(Thanks LLE) the internet allows you to see how people would react when the face to face situation is sequestered, as they would be in a bar or popular haunt. Also the intimidation and need for instant response is taken away. Something you would encounter in public as well(not to mention the use of Google). I know that people have not gone to war for many many years to fight for a muted countrymen. Live it up and bitch bitch bitch, I know I do!
Some people have bitched and moaned allot about others and I got to say...it is some of the funniest shit I have ever read(and I read allot).
EBear: You are a Beaner. Now I can't be certain but you are under suspicion of being a "Mexicoon". Which, if it means -you can't spell worth a damn and have no knowledge of where the punctuation keys are on a keyboard- then they are right!!! You have slung insults at the cyclic rate and have been able to cut deep and drive on(which I believe your people are known for). You have been a comic relief on many occasions and still seem to be able to hang in there with the gun talk as well. If you didn't live further then the closest bar, I would by you a Tequila when I get back. I hope you are stay on this site.
Greasypaws: You sir, are an asshole! Simple and short. However I still seem to be drawn to you(purely heterosexually, sorry) whenever you post and talk shit. You are also a Redneck, from what I hear, a point of pride for you. To each their own right? I am pretty sure that if there were a CarsLot, you would have your own Blog called "Ask Greasyballs". On which I am sure you would still rag on Snake's ineptness and ask about non-existent parts. Your avatar still looks like a child molesting Raffi, you will have to get used to that, I have. I am pretty sure your knowledge of guns, and your ammo, will never run out! If lived no further then the closet bar, I'm pretty sure you would drink me into a squaller. I hope you stick around and find a job. I really do.
Reaper308: You don't bother with the shit talking or mud slinging even though I know you got your own opinions. Your like that old guy on the front porch watching the neighborhood kids fight over the football. You have helped me out when Grease and Cuttlebear teamed up on me when I wasn't even online...Thank you. If you lived no further then the nearest bar, I would buy you a cocktail, something pink, with a pretty umbrella.
Quinton: You are my cheap employer that has skipped out on 6 months worth of payments...and if you don't give me back my stapler I'm going to burn down this site! You don't interrupt when the children are fighting even though I think you are the youngest one amongst us(excluding Snake because it's fun to exclude him). What a wise and ignoring father you have been. You created this site for us and we completely shat on it and won't give me the tools to clean it up. You made a site for Guns which is new and fun to be on. Not just another boring Q&A site. Thanks you, if you were no further then the nearest corner store I would buy you a life.
Marvin: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Sarge225: Your a Hooah and that makes me sad. Even still, I like having you around...again, even though you went AWOL without even asking first. Shame on you. Hope you stay, and I would buy you a haircut for that nasty Army mop you have if you were no further then the nearest PX.
Snake: Jesus H Christ(What is Jesus's middle name?) Snake, where to begin. You are a 2 year old. Period. However you are fun as hell to have around...in moderation(use Google to look that word up). I see you as that little brother that's fun to have around when you're bored and got nothing better to then to stick the little tots head in the ceiling fan. Now this is a complement and I do really enjoy having you around. You say the most outrageous and funny things sometimes and I am pretty sure you are serious when you say them. I hope you stick around and change not a bit! If you were no further then the nearest McDonalds, I would buy you a chocolate milk. Keep the stories coming friend.
SamD: Your a prick....um, I got nothing else. NAW JUST KIDDING. I got waaaay more to say on you :) You are the most paranoid, redundant, annoying, set-in-his-ways, survivalistic FUCKO(Who remembers that shit?) I have ever "met". I could go on here and just make fun of you but I only have a small urge to do it. I will however tell you that thanks to you my days out here in this shithole, burden on the world, waste of land, country go quicker. Thank You. You have strong convictions and defend them to the death, that is a admirable trait. Even if it does piss everyone off, FUCK'UM. Stay SamD like I know you will. You have a learned way about you and are far from a simpleton. I look forward to the election to be over with so you can get back to fighting the war on ignorance about guns and the people who own them. This is a war I truly believe you are built to fight. One I would love to have you in my corner for. You are aged and have the wisdom of your years come out in your words when your not lathering this sight with propaganda and smelly, smelly fecal matter. I hope you take what I am saying here not only as a joke but also as an olive branch being slowly extended into your arena so the sudden movements don't set off the "mad dog". I hope to talk to you allot more once these political issues are done and over with(even though I know you will have more to say afterwards). If you lived no further then the nearest state I would promise not to attack you during the process of your "Home Care Specialist" moving you from your walker to your beat up and dented Oldsmobile! Stick around man.
LLE: You old, old man. You truly have this retired school teacher with rabies aura on you. You come with nothing but honey...laced with razorblades and angry Pikemen. Don't act like your innocent! I am no Snake my friend. Those Fatherly posts about not being mean and why people are wrong may come off to the layman as wise as Yoda, but to those of us that can read between the lines know you are truly silver tongue as the devil himself. Ready to lead Snake away in your no-window van with a bag of candy(see how fun it is to rag on Snake, I love you Snake...Platonically). I see you in your chaps at your so called "cowboy get away shoots" and I believe IMHO(HUH?) you are a gigolo(Call Boy) for old matrons. I wish you lived no further the the nearest drugstore because I would buy you an Ensure(Don't act like you never drank one).
Clintlebo: You don't ever piss anyone off even though you have posted in the most heated of discussions. I am still not sure why people can't see the "le" in your name and call you "Clintbo" all the time. I really have nothing for you other then thanks for the gun advise and I guess you survived this round. I was hoping you lived no further then the near bar so I could buy you a drink.
GunSlingerJake(You're with Seaman, Hahaha), DeathFromAbove(?), FordVG(Old), Scoob(Tool), Gpuls(Full of yourself), Hunter59(...), AFourFootHitter(More like a 4 inch hitter), Demo(SamD's Little puppy): I don't know you people well enough to fuck with you. Stick around long enough and I just might.(Didn't want people to feel left out)
I started writing this, not knowing it was going to turn into a roast...but fuck it. It is what it is. I don't know if this is going to make enemies or piss people off. But I don't care. I know some of you are going to laugh, that I DO care about. You people have made my deployment over here a little more bearable, and a helluva lot more comical. I hope you all stick around and provide entertainment for me in the future.
If you have noticed that I was not part of this this entry, it is because I am in no way the right person to make fun of Sytasyn Syn! I find myself to be infallible. You are the ones who will have to write my part in to history.