Just Another Rant About nothing...But What Do You Think
So I was reminded of an unpleasent situation that happened alittle while ago in the great state of Michigan. It was after my first deployment to Iraq. I came home to being 21 for the first time in the United States. So what would any self respecting 21 yr old do? I BOUGHT ALCOHOL!!! Or so I thought I was going to do...let me begin with the car ride.
I was taking my wife to the local convenience store to get some Jager, RedBull, Walker Green Label, case of Budweiser and some Level Vodka. I grabbed the RedBull and the case O'Bud, went to the counter and asked for the rest of my list. He got it down after trying to translate what I wanted into his language using accidental accents and sign language. So there was a line of about 7 people behind me, also oddly enough, buying alcohol. After all was set for my purchase and I was ready to get the hell out of there and party, he did what I expected by asking for my ID. "No problem, here you go". I hand him my Marine Corp ID and then the outrageous happens. He says "I can't sell to you". Yeah thats right, he looked at my Photo ID, at me and then said that shit. After that CRAP got done oozing from his grimy hole I had to query as to WHAT THE FUCK he was talking about. I gave him a simple question "what"? "I can't take this ID because these are easy to fake" he said. I stood there for about 10 seconds waiting for him to laugh and say it was a joke so I wouldn't have to seperate his neck for there shoulders. No laugh came, so I had to ask if he really thought I could fake the goofy haircut the Marine Corp has decided is "within regulation" or the computer component showing on the front and back of my ID or maybe it was the two different Pictures of my scowling mug on front and back showing my face and cami's, or the other 4 safety features on our ID's that im not sure I can just spell out on here. He says again that he cant accept military ID's. So I am down right pissed of now that this souless fuck that has set up shop on a VISA decided that I, a 21 yr old Marine could not excercise my right to buy alcohol because I might of faked my ID and military service. Not to mention I had a full blown Mustashe Marine Corp haircut, Marine Corp sticker in the windshield of my wifes car and a Mainre Corp hoodie(this is alot to go through just to get my drink on). So he asks if I have other ID, which I did so I pull it out at mach 5 and shove it in his face showing my age through the "much more secure" state ID. He says "OK" well I say "Fuck you" and turn around to those people in line behind me an exclaim "This fucking guy says my Marine Corp ID is not good enough for me to buy my first beer since coming back from Iraq" I turned to that FUCK and told him to keep his communist drinks and to fuck off properly. I turn around and walk out without buy so much as a stick of gum. I storm into my wife car and start it up. What do I see but 4 pissed looking comstumers walking out after me holding nothing but a scowl...HAHAHAHA, now thats good old American "fuck you too" attitude!!!
GOD I LOVE MY COUNTRY
News coming in the next post too night.