X-Apparently-To: psmalone@frontier.com via 98.138.31.189; Sat, 12 Jan 2013 04:48:36 -0800 Received-SPF: pass (domain of cinci.rr.com designates 75.180.132.120 as permitted sender) X-YMailISG: f2JZ040WLDusNF93Nj_k5Tlz79ZEbMm5GS7EdmtQ10kaT3B4 0nyATAFTQNWQ6x0FjdsKjNrT5IC2JVKB5B9Pzz6YdnViJmBemoq5D7O8PfHo UffMVfJEJFkD97HrXsIeLxkJ42M3OJadD_jGo7o3wYuKLeLEjmccoh4OrX.P nSzZsHFnZFbl28bhhKfhp.822GPz7.onFVbuIC.luPtuts0GIkPID9H7lycf sIEJByxtlx6nE_u65ZJDGiUd.6o.9AZdTxceM.lUui.z2XTzHm5wJYdsZbzT 2ju2Lxl1k94UudwEpvVRbgOgAf1RB99RhzrSZMQl8KkYSFQsenFPCOUT9u5w 7FyD4DZxWAEuEyDRGYfNRY4ED0HgSpVyi3ohsSh3n3HaXS.fCVmGzV6n0zOX IpxQ2MH37NyQcINvNH.6WIJ9h_llM.qC4PWeI7FB3n9sFQEBixdUxPn6_89P Ncca84O1fvXJWzdSoRKgejb1C7R1MKHmVuVY6Fu9K5SxcgIn8Aq3I3_F8SfA hkcpFDQ8ffZ_7LenERSDQX6UHe48fGGTMb61pZDXQjamuG4.YvwZkJAb4eOT wFJm8oSf5bcHWybEEltL82YGSFmQzqYtxz8vhPro2dBfr70qSt.USU9_Nwqf ExjhyK9Rjh18fG5DAXKsyDDmx6D8cFULn1Jnv.Mlkd7msj0bHDlbbEwvO04t Wv9g47xTP4f1R93oOHOWFrCx2KWfDrmOoJ6gIAoFBakKHNDy0QQ5cwzDKtKg AXRGx9ozkqfwf7yTwZ8aGDuVVBaV3gpNs6KT8mhavn9bax782FQqRmPgUTnv MjWwtbUGgR2EDaKC7s6VWMGxRifJ.LhXCrJy78KYicQ_fJUwPfFjCO_5BOz7 8amaoaZfFI8wB4l_G.ZAB_W6HqWI_rkYi6MWppXYRmon79XyAQ4msCgvWgeH b.AEQ0OhYSpKAbRmhvlKQ8LHSqs090dljv9_qyK47tbgcIdB4B5DqLrWTZaW a6z.G8wMwtm3IAIg584.3Uw3R2cyWBpfDDnR8OvDsBpYENm2raKSwGZP8IMO vpk9PPnexJl7mT_EHVzjDUP3zhtQoSWApA1G0gsn0n2S4Hoq8ZthBAZhuYTA lGOusseKt5Isvepr7J.rSpS8ih3pNSoAWAHH4VXqZyR8aK3C0g4gBpsUZHXH .GUCjYKDuSodYXIEnn5GUJaa7qr2wWzsPhrkI0CMlU7G_azA4CJy87pw_o7H mwZlGPRQNjjQFpN48OTrs_QoGlkOaA3NAndANpDhGVfe_B9_fUamPpFbqJbs pJBHrxaes1OmzHbp0myNTQMz.Es- X-Originating-IP: [75.180.132.120] Authentication-Results: mta1142.mail.gq1.yahoo.com from=cinci.rr.com; domainkeys=neutral (no sig); from=cinci.rr.com; dkim=neutral (no sig) Received: from 207.172.157.102 (EHLO mx05.dlls.pa.frontiernet.net) (199.224.80.200) by mta1142.mail.gq1.yahoo.com with SMTP; Sat, 12 Jan 2013 04:48:35 -0800 Authentication-Results: mx05.dlls.pa.frontiernet.net; dkim=neutral (message not signed) header.i=none X-Originating-IP: [75.180.132.120] Received: from cdptpa-omtalb.mail.rr.com ([75.180.132.120]) by mx05.dlls.pa.frontiernet.net with ESMTP; 12 Jan 2013 12:48:27 +0000 X-Authority-Analysis: v=2.0 cv=fIW7LOme c=1 sm=0 a=GyEwrNfEsE5I7TE9HtfmAw==:17 a=ItcpMLh7I8IA:10 a=05ChyHeVI94A:10 a=ayC55rCoAAAA:8 a=87uMEBMuUKUA:10 a=o8MBqz8ISjNrqCSd1XcA:9 a=CjuIK1q_8ugA:10 a=MtAopjDLAoT7ibFG:21 a=1zE41niCqhDGkwug:21 a=yMhMjlubAAAA:8 a=SSmOFEACAAAA:8 a=rBBGRTs8FUEUsk32HD0A:9 a=gKO2Hq4RSVkA:10 a=UiCQ7L4-1S4A:10 a=hTZeC7Yk6K0A:10 a=frz4AuCg-hUA:10 a=2jv1XLQz3Lfgz6p1:21 a=GyEwrNfEsE5I7TE9HtfmAw==:117 X-Cloudmark-Score: 0 X-Authenticated-User: X-Originating-IP: 71.79.20.224 Received: from [71.79.20.224] ([71.79.20.224:52420] helo=TDHomePC) by cdptpa-oedge02.mail.rr.com (envelope-from ) (ecelerity 2.2.3.46 r()) with ESMTP id 46/A5-09617-A9B51F05; Sat, 12 Jan 2013 12:48:27 +0000 Reply-To: From: "Terry Carman" To: "Terry Carman" Subject: Craig's List Ad Date: Sat, 12 Jan 2013 07:48:35 -0500 Message-ID: <003601cdf0c3$22fa4b50$68eee1f0$@rr.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0037_01CDF099.3A246A60" X-Mailer: Microsoft Office Outlook 12.0 Thread-Index: Ac3wKUemHhrsJ4HLT4CeT4LYikUh9QAmRLXQ Content-Language: en-us This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0037_01CDF099.3A246A60 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit "Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready." Theodore Roosevelt San Francisco, CA, May 13, 1903 AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ...Isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ...... After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... But I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi Alex Probably don't have to ask you to forward this one.. 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"Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep = ourselves armed and ready."

Theodore Roosevelt
San Francisco, CA, May 13, = 1903

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AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS = AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in = Downtown Savannah  night before last.

Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. = E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black = Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you = pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You = also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that = you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for = your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants = when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not = that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend was = happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in = Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 = ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for = it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating = weapon when pointed at your head ...Isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun = walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm = sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your = shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling = or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or = "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the = entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank = as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your = credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was = extremely grateful! =

I gave your shoes to a homeless = guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. = [That made his day!] =

I then threw your wallet into the = big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ...... = After I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire = driver's side of the car. =

Earlier, I managed to get in two = threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while = mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense = and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number = etc.).

;In a way, perhaps I should = apologize for not killing you ... But I feel this type of retribution is = a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you = well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing = issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, = and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in = life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good = day!

Thoughtfully yours, Semper = Fi

Alex

 

Probably don't have to ask you to forward = this = one.. =

This was priceless, true or = not!

 



 

 

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