A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
"Yes mam, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know,
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I
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