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4 years 9 weeks ago, 10:34 AM

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Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Ebear, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Ebear, Ebear, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Ebear, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres,Ebear crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Ebear with his dying breath,

"Ebear... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Ebear.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."

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4 years 9 weeks ago, 10:40 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Man I'll probably get in trouble at work but that is funnier than hell

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4 years 9 weeks ago, 10:49 AM

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Ham bush Ha ha

lol, thats funny!

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4 years 9 weeks ago, 2:25 PM

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props to photobear

that was a riot, but not the kind ebear attends when the Lakers win a championship, a riot infused with hilarity and laser precision humor.

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4 years 9 weeks ago, 2:33 PM

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HA!

Ees good joke mi amigo.

4 years 9 weeks ago, 4:58 PM

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hahaha!

es good one no!

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4 years 9 weeks ago, 5:23 PM

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jajajaja

so....did i live??

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