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7 years 19 weeks ago, 4:41 PM

daisycutter

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5 Rules Of Life

I have to say that if we can live by these 5 rules life would in deed be very good!
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time,
cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
know each other.

Signed, Tiger Woods

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7 years 19 weeks ago, 9:07 AM

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Rules

That must have been Tiger's list made a few years ago. I bet it's a lot longer now!

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7 years 19 weeks ago, 3:46 PM

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I'm sure all the women fill the first four points. I bet the only addition to the list is an emphasis on rule 5.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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