A 7-11 not too far from my house was robbed this morning, the crook used a rock to intimidate the clerk into telling him how to open the till. This makes me feel very unsafe I am calling for a ban on rocks, I will not rest until the legislature puts laws into effect making the ownership of rocks illegal and getting the police to get all the rocks off our streets. We will start by requiring anyone who wants to carry a rock in their pocket to get a special permit. Next we will require anyone who owns a rock to register it with the government. After that it's a simple task of going down the list of registered rock owners and sending the police to their houses to confiscate their rocks. I will soon be organizing an anti-rock ralley outside the Utah capitol building everyone please come, we will also be handing around an anti-rock petition to be signed. I appreciate all your support in this matter,
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