"Hi Mom, it's me."
"Hi Sally, are you okay? Aren't you with your father at the Ace Hardware?"
"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call."
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
"What on earth... Why did you do that???"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker."
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
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