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Pkato

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Ace Hardware

"Hi Mom, it's me."

"Hi Sally, are you okay? Aren't you with your father at the Ace Hardware?"

"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call."

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."

"What on earth... Why did you do that???"

"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker."

Patrolman Kato
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington

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