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6 years 3 weeks ago, 2:11 PM

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AMISH FARMER

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
( Which means: ' Don't drink the water, the cows s--t in it'. )

The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.'

The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'

6 years 3 weeks ago, 2:30 PM

Anonymous

great samd

where do ya find these.

6 years 3 weeks ago, 2:37 PM

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amish farmer lol

muslims r so dumb

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
6 years 3 weeks ago, 8:38 PM

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That is some funny stuff, keep them coming.

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6 years 3 weeks ago, 11:48 PM

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HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

2850 fps

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