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4 years 47 weeks ago, 5:22 PM

photobear6

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Are you Happy?

Change...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
4 years 47 weeks ago, 5:34 PM

hillbilly77

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Damn that is some funny sad but true shit right there.

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
4 years 47 weeks ago, 5:36 PM

zx12rmike

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I got

I got shotgun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 47 weeks ago, 5:40 PM

runawaygun762

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That's funny shit

I would say people here at work gave me funny looks when I laughed out loud, but they've pretty well come to expect it of me. They still raise an eyebrow when I start laughing while reading through the post phonebook, though.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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