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4 years 25 weeks ago, 1:46 PM

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

4 years 25 weeks ago, 2:06 PM

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you should become a comedy writer!!

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
4 years 25 weeks ago, 3:48 PM

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I am a comedy plagerizer...

4 years 25 weeks ago, 4:24 PM

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Rats

You will become the Uncle Miltie of Gunslot

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
4 years 12 weeks ago, 7:21 AM

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Comedy plagerizer

samD wrote:
I am a comedy plagerizer...

So...who did you steal this from if you're a comedy plagerizer?

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