Got to go get me some meat, and a cold one. night night snake.
I know it is in here somewhere
Nitey Nite Bad Girl,save a cold one for me ;)
I will go get you a beer, But I did save you one last night.
milk & cookies for him
Yep I am bad girl's personal santa clause! Giggidy!!!
Ok I will get you a steak. and a soda.
and a baked potato for me
How about some Texas sun tea instead of the soda ?
I hadn't heard that before.
Snake, you sly devil. I see you sneaking a little winking face in there on her. Your sweet on her!
She is just my friend,nothing more. A friend I can joke with and a friend who sends me 45 Pm's a day. I like her a lot but not in a girlfriend type of way,if she was 20 years younger I would be trying my best to get her,alas fate is a cruel mistress....
Well today was a hot one. Oh Thank you Snake you like me as a friend, I was not sure you liked me at all, But it is good to know that, Oh I am back had to go check something I saw a rabbite.
I hear you snake. But, I'm still going to rib you about it. Well, don't ask me for advice on women. I seem to suck in that category.
Hey Catfish, 20 years younger??? She likes beer AND guns! Being the new guy, I don't know the lady, but she's got more going for her than my last 3 wives combined!!!
Guess it sure does sometimes, but you hit it on this one.. Had a couple of exes in the closet myself before i married for keeps.. They didn't get along, and man that closet was crowded, but thats another story..
Point is when a women say "i like beer and guns" you come straight to attention, wipe the snot off your nose (took edicate lessons) and generally try not to step all over yourself while you polish up on your manors..
Words of wisdom indeed!
I should date her? lol. Nah not my type but hey she is me "gunslot girlfriend".lol.... So careful she has snake in her corner of the squared circle.
Calm down big guy. With 3 ex's, I DO NOT give romance advice. Just saying she sure does have a lot going for her, and is surly above the rest of the field.
you should do what your hard -on......oops...i mean heart tells you
Talk in first person please.
are you callin snake a homo?
follow that "me " shit with ka and neh,go for the full ignorant effect,after all the kiddies are gonna be counting on you,aren't they snake,think of the children.
I seriously cant help it,typing "Me" in place of "My" its a just a habbit I have about typing,but some times I get the correct way and type "My" but its rare. I cant help it. Sorry.
THE CHILDREN! WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKIN CHILDREN!! THE LITTLE SNOT NOSED DROOPY DRAWER-ED BED WETTERS ARE GONNA BE LOOKING UP TO YOU!.okay i see your point,never mind.Please Mr.Snake tell us the story about how you got that GUNSLUT tattoo.......
........" mr snake.....this Juice is makin me sleepy.........
I dont got a gunslot tattoo I thought about it but I didnt cause the copy right stuff.
will be at your door with a sharp knife,tattoo removal tool!
I do not have a gunslot tattoo,I didnt want to cause a copy right infringement,I will get a unique tattoo eventualy. Right now I dont have any tats
LBC said your "GUNSLUT" tattoo, not GUNSLOT
Snake is a Gun Slut
stop callin snake a homo!!! I don't care if he is one!!! he's my friend......
she seems cool,likes guns and beer and from what i can see in her profile picture(please post a better picture-with a gun of course!)looks like she has "fun" as a middle name.
and she won't press charges
between the two of them,they can complete a sentence,it's meant to be.
snake!!!!! jump the fuckin broom!!!!!!!!
seems ya all a curious here. Its a joke me and bad girl have been playin,me and bad girl are just friends and we joke on the open forum and through the endless millions of pm's she sends me daily. She is my friend here nothing more. I refere to her as me "Gunslot Girlfriend" just to keep the joke going. No worries here guys. But I think seriously she has the hots for catfish (Brad). Anyways I hope this clears it up.
Snake I dont have the hots for catfish.
Its just jokin around. Remember I said I joke with ya and your welcome to joke with me to. I mean no harm....im sorry.... :(
I know you wear.
Ahh, I think my feelings have been hurt! Wait, let me check......ok, good, nope, I forgot I don't have feelings anymore. Carry on.
This just in at the Bad-Snake Agency, Catfish has surgically remove his feeling so no harm done to him as ebear will solve catfishes problems. lol I am joking,dont put a wanted dead or alive snake poster up lol
Anyways cat how ya doin on this nice raining evening?
Snake. No, my feelings were ripped away along time ago. Haven't grown any new ones yet. I'm doing good man. It is not raining now, but it rained most of the day. Which sucked because I was going to go shooting again but could not. I therefore went and seen inception, which is a fucked up movie, but a good fucked up movie.
we'll have to kill off Catfish...You two are meant to be......like snot and Kleenex
she is 20 years older than me....no thanks but catfish is in her age range.
elvis married Pricilla when she was like 16.........you can be Pricilla to BadGirls Elvis
Snake=Pricilla...I love it. Pricilla Snake!
Nah I dont think so.
Snake, she could be your sugar momma and you can be her pool boy. And clean all her guns.
oh hell ya!
Not this solid snake!
HI: there snake long time.
Hows it going?
Had a great day today, how about you.
Snake, have you heard from her since she went to get some "meat"??
If she's REALLY into guns,,,,,,, then.............. SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO CLEAN HER OWN SHIT!!!! I'll delete this shortly.... Dont wanna piss somebody off my 2nd night!! LOL
Hello there, Tennessee.
in the code book for that meaning...well here it is....snake meat!
ACE, don't delete it, you aint going to piss anybody off, trust me. I was just suggesting that since Snake likes an older woman, he could be her kept man and do things for her around the house, like clean her guns and pick out her curtains etc.
And cook her dinner, and pick out her tats, since he doesnt have any yet??? SORRY SNAKE!!!! I've found the best approach 4 a tat, is... JUST FREAKIN DO IT ALREADY!!!!! Do what U want, get it where it doesnt show unless U want it too, and thats that!!! U gotta start somewhere!!!
That's right ACE, and wash her dishes and take care of her little poodle. Snake's tattoo will be a heart with "Property of Badgirl" written inside of it.
The poodle did me in 4 her!!!! I thot she was cool till then!!!!! And I can picture it now!!!
Yea, it's a sad sight. Snake walking her poodle, carrying a little baggy in his hand...waiting. Disclaimer: (I actually don't know if she has a poodle or not, but we will just play along)
That sounds good to me, But yea, Red poop bag, and possible scooper in the other, if its a standard poodle, OMG!!!!! This is sad!!
Yes it is sad ACE, I feel sorry for him already. Where the hell is Snake anyways? It's no fun ribbing somebody when their not around. Mmm...OK, I changed my mind, it's still fun.
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Snake, dude, relax, I'm just joking with ya. If I didn't like ya, I wouldn't joke around. But, seriously, I'd recommend you take her to dinner, followed by a walk by the lake, then offer to rub her sore feet. Then, clean all her guns and ask if she would like to try Hoppes #9 to wear as a perfume. If she accepts this offer, you then know you are on a road to a wonderful relationship.
I was thinking the same thing!! Havent seen him N over 20 mins.
Sorry Snake. I dont know U well enough to dog on U. So I took it easy on U!!! Missed U 4 a little bit there!!!
No I was not mad I am just wondering how you found all this stuff out....apart from the poodle you hit the nail on the head. Must be an intel leak at the Bad-Snake Agency.... someone is gettin fired!!!
Well Snake, I think you will be happy with her. Just remember wear gloves when washing the dishes, you don't want to get dishpan hands afterall.
fuck up wet dream and all your long term relationships have been blow up dolls and smaller farm animals? Be truthful!
OMG!!!! I was just messin. I aint been on here long enough to know shit!!!! But it is kinda cool that We hit the nail right on the head!!!! LOL
ACE, Snake needs help deciding if he should send her a bottle of wine or a bottle of Break Free CLP. Personally, I'd send the CLP.