2 years 19 weeks ago, 5:42 AM
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This is badgirlj36, I'm not here right now
It's cold and rainy here in Pakista- I mean, Texas. Okay, it's not really bad girl. I'm just channeling her spirit. "I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
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badgirlj36
what would you do if you are the last man in the world?
Shug22
"what would you do if you are the last man in the world?" WITHOUT.
CharlesW
Drink a lot of beer and watch a lot of porn
Turn into ebear#2
Snake
Break all kinds of laws,shoot restricted guns....umm drink beer....shoot more guns when I am sober.....find all kinds of women and get creative hahaha. Well If I am the last man then the world shall be full of women right? lol
CharlesW
And give everything hell.
Snake she didn't say if there would be women or not.
I'm assuming she meant only person left alive.
Hell if I know
badgirlj36
No you are right I said if you are the last man a live.
runawaygun762
whether or not there were still women around. And are there boys? I'm not asking in a weirdo perverted way, just wondering why I am the last man left, yet boys didn't die off. Is it a particular gene that I have that allowed me to survive the extinction of man? Why am i alive when so many more deserving men, men like Ernest Borgnine and Atilla the Hun, are dead? Why, God? WHY?????
luckybychoice
he just looks like he is,he was just in the movie "RED" with Bruce Willis,he's 94,Can't think of him without remembering "The Wild Bunch",good movie too.Huh,i sound like siskell and ebert,ok, not siskel,he really is dead.
gomer
are generally a waste of skin, but , they do have one or two uses. 1.) if they give a film really low marks, it's usually a safe bet that it's a pretty good show! & 2.) bullet catcher!!!
runawaygun762
then Ernest Borgnine is dead. Stay with us here, LBC. I know you Glock owners are a dense bunch, but try to keep up.
Ishootdaily
Then he wouldn't be lonely in the least, eBear would keep him company!
Nitris
The only thing you Channel hastheruns, is a dick up your ass.............. more precisely ebears dick up your ass.
Faggot.
runawaygun762
I can also channel the spirit of The Dog Whisperer. Like when I whisper how I'm going to fuck your dog until his ears bleed right before I mount him. He likes it. You have a slutty pooch, brother. And one of the few dogs that knows how to give head. Yes, ebear, that explains why my dick tastes like dog shit and Alpo.
Ebear
if i were the last man on the earth....i would grow a rubber tree..i would water it everyday and name it Badgirl and cut a slit into it with an ax......then i would boink it until its vagina fell off.......then i 'd go watch t.v
badgirlj36
What's up our more like anything new with you.
Snake
So who let you out ebear lol?
badgirlj36
Snake where have you been, long time,
Snake
I have been lurking in the shadows.
runawaygun762
That's some funny shit! I think the people I work with have some concerns about me, because I read some shit like this and spray Rockstar (The drink, not actually Keith Richards' juice) out my nose all over the fucking keyboard, and that burns, dick, and they ask if I'm alright, and I turn around all straight-faced and say "Fuckin' meskins", then turn back around. Thanks to you, I'm about one outburst away from being sent off to see the wizard. Fucker.
Rubber tree. Ha.