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2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:13 PM

Vaquero

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Bar's open

The beer is cold and the women are hot! (missing but hot nonetheless)
Drag up a chair and shoot the bull.

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:17 PM

HampsterW

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Make mine a Budweiser,

I don't like drinking that 'high octane' shit this early or I will be walking on my lips by nine...lol

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:18 PM

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how much it's worth!
"I would probably start the pricing for the 1903 for $420..."

Looks like I may just have to settle for 2nd best or 3rd, 4th uh, last LOL

iyaoyas
2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:22 PM

Vaquero

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Hamp, DC

How are yall this fine evening? Hamp, how's the home repair going?
DC, yeah, kinda pricey but good stuff usually is.

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:52 PM

daisycutter

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luck with the house. I've always done my own repairs and light building but have discovered as of late neither my body or brain is interested in productive endeavours :<)
I have taken the "Oh Shit" route. I hire it done then cry Oh Shit when I see a big bill and piss poor work.

iyaoyas
2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:31 PM

HampsterW

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mud, taped and textured, gotta wait 'till payday for paint and a new water heater, SOB is leaking pretty good so needs replacing. My prospects for any new weapons is looking pretty grim....lol

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:36 PM

Vaquero

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I hear ya hamp

I have a long weekend coming and looks like home maintenance and repair for me. (sigh) I aint gonna bitch much, at least I can handle it and not have to pay through the nose for a 1/2 decent contractor.

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:44 PM

HampsterW

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I refuse to pay anyone to do a job that I can do myself, it may take me three times as long if it is something that I am new to, but next time I will be faster. I learned sheet rock that way, basement needed doing so I framed it and 'rocked it, took me a hell of a long time but now I know the pitfalls and can knock it out fairly quick.

Change you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ron Paul 2012----Vote the bastards out!---------------------------------
2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:47 PM

Vaquero

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Hell yeah

My mantra too!!

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 5:57 PM

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being of "an age" as they say has it's value in terms of how much pressure the honey dew list carries..Before retirement i had serious pressure to get what ever was "on the table" off that sumbitch.. Now with age, and the whole back thing its more like "when ever you can do it honey" . All thats well and good but it sorta caught up to me this last week.. Since i was feeling good and since Gloria was doing most of the work around here, the old guilt stuff kicked in, and i've been spending the past couple three working like .. hmm.. ok well at least working..

Watching elections..my clock shows 7 min to go right now.. and betting they call it for R in 8. Not sure thats right or what i want.. but reality.. this is interesting 40% of FL are not happy with the choices.. This could be a brokered convention..

Ok my friends.. see ya all later.. food time.. OH.. sorry pard.. you want to draw me a tall one it would be fine.. dont expect no tips, and give me a glass.. ya lop....

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:02 PM

Vaquero

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Pour your own

if your just gonna let it set and get warm!

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 12:19 AM

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Vaq..

check your pms..

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:08 PM

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FREE DRINKS YESS

please make mine HIRE'S ROOT BEER you have it there in texas but not here in florida :>(

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:25 PM

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'bout a "A Frog Named Aquatic Scrotum"? Not good either huh? Maybe an "Absolut Asshole".

Okay, gimme a fukkin can of Pearl :<))

iyaoyas
2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:27 PM

HampsterW

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LOL!

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:33 PM

Vaquero

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I suck as a bar keep!

Beer and another beer, a shot now and then.
Keep 'em coming!
After that. I'm lost.

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:38 PM

daisycutter

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"Pink Squirrel" was my very first disaster, plenty to follow after that LOL!

I told the lady that owned the resort that I don't know from squat about bar tending, she said don't worry, you have a prob the old regulars will help you out. Yeah, they were even more lost than than I was!

iyaoyas
2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:43 PM

Vaquero

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BRB

Updates installed, gotta re-boot.

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 8:19 PM

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how about a Tecate or

how about a Tecate or yuengling..make that two each! :)

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 8:25 PM

Saint J.M. Browning

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Damn

I'm late as usual. And y'all are already 3 sheets to the wind and passed out. Alright then, I'll start drinking the half empties.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
2 years 46 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

greg az

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Where my beer ya lop..

pour your own.. actually i sorta like it warm..

Hey Daisy.. would you let a pard go with out his beer.. course not.. least i got that right.. Never made a pink squirrel.. My first disaster was a golden cadillac.. Right about the help.. the waitress made their own when we were busy, i had my little "Mr Bostons bar guide in the rear pocket.. that thing got whipped out on a regular basis... I tried to hide it at first to keep the embarrassment down.. nah.. rolled with it, and wound up having more tips..From the bar, not the restaurant where 90% of the drink orders came from..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
2 years 46 weeks ago, 9:42 PM

HampsterW

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What's next, "the Chartreuse moose"? Where you 'fellas been hanging out? Maybe I don't drink enough, or maybe to much......or......This is like the 'twilight zone'!!!!! Geebus (shakes head..twice)

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2 years 46 weeks ago, 6:45 PM

Saint J.M. Browning

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super glue remover

Seriously. The only time I actually got thrown out of a bar. Literally. Least that's what I was told. I really don't remember anything after the 5th shot. Apparently, I was dancing on the billiard tables.

Never heard of it since, but it was some concoction of cinnamon schnapps and everclear.

Lucky I made it home.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon

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