A woman keeps her annual exam appointment with her OB/GYN Doctor. Exam results perfect, he asks her if she has any questions. She says, "yes, but its a little embarrassing".
Doc says, "I just examined your most private parts, and you're embarrassed to TALK with me!!??"
Doc-- "Do you like it?" Woman--"Yes, quite a lot". DOC-- "Does it hurt?" Woman-- "No, not at all-- I was surprised to find it quite pleasurable." Doc-- "OK, that's great--BUT ONE THING: You need to take precautions against pregnancy."
Woman: "you are actually telling me that I could become pregnant from anal sex??!!!
Doc-- OF COURSE! WHERE DO YOU THINK POLITICIANS COME FROM??
Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
4 years 7 weeks ago, 2:51 PM