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1 year 51 weeks ago, 2:51 PM

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BASSACKWARDS

A woman keeps her annual exam appointment with her OB/GYN Doctor. Exam results perfect, he asks her if she has any questions. She says, "yes, but its a little embarrassing".

Doc says, "I just examined your most private parts, and you're embarrassed to TALK with me!!??"
Woman says, "Well, it's my husband--he has suddenly developed a preference for anal sex."
Doc--"Nothing wrong with that"

Doc-- "Do you like it?" Woman--"Yes, quite a lot". DOC-- "Does it hurt?" Woman-- "No, not at all-- I was surprised to find it quite pleasurable." Doc-- "OK, that's great--BUT ONE THING: You need to take precautions against pregnancy."

Woman: "you are actually telling me that I could become pregnant from anal sex??!!!

Doc-- OF COURSE! WHERE DO YOU THINK POLITICIANS COME FROM??

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
1 year 50 weeks ago, 6:10 PM

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its true its true

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1 year 50 weeks ago, 5:02 PM

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TOO,TOO

TRUE!!

;0)))

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
1 year 50 weeks ago, 6:06 AM

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Politicians

That's where they come from, I was not aware, lol

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1 year 34 weeks ago, 10:05 AM

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Haa

Haa

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