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19 weeks 5 days ago, 3:51 PM

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BASSACKWARDS

A woman keeps her annual exam appointment with her OB/GYN Doctor. Exam results perfect, he asks her if she has any questions. She says, "yes, but its a little embarrassing".

Doc says, "I just examined your most private parts, and you're embarrassed to TALK with me!!??"
Woman says, "Well, it's my husband--he has suddenly developed a preference for anal sex."
Doc--"Nothing wrong with that"

Doc-- "Do you like it?" Woman--"Yes, quite a lot". DOC-- "Does it hurt?" Woman-- "No, not at all-- I was surprised to find it quite pleasurable." Doc-- "OK, that's great--BUT ONE THING: You need to take precautions against pregnancy."

Woman: "you are actually telling me that I could become pregnant from anal sex??!!!

Doc-- OF COURSE! WHERE DO YOU THINK POLITICIANS COME FROM??

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
19 weeks 5 days ago, 7:10 PM

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its true its true

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19 weeks 4 days ago, 6:02 PM

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TOO,TOO

TRUE!!

;0)))

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
19 weeks 3 days ago, 7:06 AM

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Politicians

That's where they come from, I was not aware, lol

Each election is an advance auction on the sale of stolen goods
3 weeks 2 days ago, 11:05 AM

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Haa

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