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5 years 39 weeks ago, 5:42 PM

hillbilly77

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A handful of 7-year-old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.
>
>
> 'I think beer must be good.
> My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom
> gets.'
> --Tim, 7 years old
>
> 'Beer makes my dad sleepy
> and we get to watch what we want on television when he is
> asleep, so beer is nice. '
> --Mellanie, 7 years old
>
> 'My
> Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it
> and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is
> very funny.'
> --Grady, 7 years old
>
> ''My Mom and Dad
> talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more
> they give kisses to each other, which is a good
> thing.'
> --Toby, 7 years old
>
> 'My Dad gets funny on
> beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he
> shouldn't have too much.
> --Sarah, 7 years old
>
> 'My Dad
> loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time
> he danced right into the pool.'
> --Lilly, 7 years
> old
>
> 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks
> it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste
> disgusting.'
> --Ethan, 7 years old
>
> 'I give Dad's beer
> to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
> --Shirley, 7 years ol
> d
>
> 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks
> on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and
> tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that
> doesn't make any sense.'
> --Jack, 7 years old

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5 years 39 weeks ago, 5:45 PM

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Is there anything beer can't do!

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5 years 39 weeks ago, 8:14 PM

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Out of the mouths of Babes!! hilarious but true!!

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5 years 39 weeks ago, 11:04 PM

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