Someone sent this to me, and I thought ya'll would get a kick out of it!!!!
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep,
Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day
'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. Don't tell me you've never laid an
'Never,' said Bob.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was
"BOB, wake up! You shit the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!
“When firearms go, all goes. We need them every hour.”- George Washington
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