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4 years 10 weeks ago, 12:03 PM

ACE

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BOB THE CHICKEN!!

Someone sent this to me, and I thought ya'll would get a kick out of it!!!!

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell
into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep,
Bob.'

Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send
me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that
is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm
near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking
and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day
here?'

'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like
I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. Don't tell me you've never laid an
egg before?'

'Never,' said Bob.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was
overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg --
his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack
on the back of his head, and heard.....

"BOB, wake up! You shit the bed!"

Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 12:28 PM

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LOL!! ACE

very funny!!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 12:35 PM

ACE

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I knew somebody

would like it!! Larry W. e-mailed it to me. He's trying to figure out how 2 post stuff on here!!! Glad it made U laugh!!
Gotta jump off 4 a bit!! Gotta fix dinner for the "old man" 4 work 2 night!! Holler @ ya'll L8r!!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 1:10 PM

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and a sweet tea spray down. That is so goddamn funny. How are you today?

4 years 10 weeks ago, 2:59 PM

ACE

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Hey Sam!!!

Im good 2 day!! Tn got a small heat wave 2 day. Its a little warm in the house, but it'll cool back off 2 night!! How R U 2 day!!!

“When firearms go, all goes. We need them every hour.”- George Washington
4 years 10 weeks ago, 1:41 PM

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Good one ACE

shit the bed!

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 2:04 PM

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Ace

Thank's Ace

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