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5 years 18 weeks ago, 7:48 AM

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Phoenix Police today reported finding the unidentified dead

body of a man floating in the Salt River . The victim

apparently had drowned due to the excessive consumption of

narcotics.

When recovered, the man's body was dressed in black fishnet

stockings, stiletto heels, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and

an OBAMA tee-shirt. He also had a large cucumber stuffed

up his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the OBAMA tee-shirt to

spare the victim's family any unnecessary embarrassment.

5 years 18 weeks ago, 8:50 PM

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ROTFL! Ha ha ha ha! I

ROTFL! Ha ha ha ha!

I love it!

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5 years 18 weeks ago, 9:15 PM

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I think that is called

I think that is called tampering with evidence or disturbing a crime scene or something isn't it?

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5 years 18 weeks ago, 9:19 PM

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F@wkin LOL

Thanks for that one SamD

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5 years 18 weeks ago, 9:50 PM

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haha i get it

haha i get it

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5 years 18 weeks ago, 4:03 AM

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Salt River

Is this true?------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I mean about the shirt.

Lyle Hutchinson

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