Phoenix Police today reported finding the unidentified dead
body of a man floating in the Salt River . The victim
apparently had drowned due to the excessive consumption of
When recovered, the man's body was dressed in black fishnet
stockings, stiletto heels, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and
an OBAMA tee-shirt. He also had a large cucumber stuffed
up his rectum.
The police thoughtfully removed the OBAMA tee-shirt to
spare the victim's family any unnecessary embarrassment.
7 years 11 weeks ago, 7:48 AM