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4 years 6 weeks ago, 5:21 PM

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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
>but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison.
>The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
>
> Dear Bubba:
> I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato
>garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you
>were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
>
> Love, Dad
>
> A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
>
> Dear Dad:
> For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
>BODIES.Love, Bubba
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up
>the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
> That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
> Dear Dad:
> Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love,
>Bubba

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
4 years 6 weeks ago, 5:28 PM

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Good one, Ivan. Thanks

Maybe I could use that.....

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
4 years 6 weeks ago, 5:40 PM

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Good job, Ivantank

You're right - Bubba ain't dumb!

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 6 weeks ago, 5:45 PM

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Q.. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States

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4 years 6 weeks ago, 5:49 PM

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15 years ago.......lol

...check... G-AZ
4 years 6 weeks ago, 5:51 PM

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Mexico

Results from World Cup competition today: Mexico kicked France's ass!

Tell me guys, in that match, for whom were you rooting?

For me, it's damned hard to root for France, but against Mexico? Hmm?

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 6 weeks ago, 11:54 PM

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LOL

did you hear about the 62 yr old South African that was killed by his wife,son,and daughter? He wanted to watch the world cup,they wanted to watch a gospel program! so they beat his ass to death...true story...wonder what religion they were...

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