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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
>but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison.
>The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
>
> Dear Bubba:
> I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato
>garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you
>were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
>
> Love, Dad
>
> A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
>
> Dear Dad:
> For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
>BODIES.Love, Bubba
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up
>the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
> That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
> Dear Dad:
> Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances.Love,
>Bubba