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4 years 29 weeks ago, 8:15 AM

HampsterW

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Cadillac Escalade

Interesting thought....

The wife and I were out shopping yesterday for a new ride at the local
"Caddy" dealership.

Just for fun, we took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive.

I wanted to sense that Escalade "feel" before they become extinct...

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its
wonderful options.

The seats were of particular interest.

He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter
and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated that the car must be a " Republican car ".

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican car.

I explained that if it were a Democrat car..........

The seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

We had to walk back to the dealership...

Change you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ron Paul 2012----Vote the bastards out!---------------------------------
4 years 29 weeks ago, 8:47 AM

Nitris

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Lieutenant General
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Nov 2008
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Nice................sad but true.

Ron Paul 2012 III

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