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A California Love Story

Jerry was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his
testicles -- something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing
that to me?"

"Because...," she smiled, "I miss mine.."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

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7 years 17 weeks ago, 2:08 PM

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boooooo

hiiiissssssss naaaaaaaaa

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
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hello dear .308

the light at the end of the tunnel is me maid.

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