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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:02 PM

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Hey there Cat!!! how has Ur day been???

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:04 PM

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later guys

It aint exacly late here, but I'm sleepy.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:07 PM

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Good Night Sir!!! Talk to you later!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:08 PM

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ACE, started in brawls yet??

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:09 PM

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None that didnt get settled B 4 they started..... LOL!!!! Amazing how dry eyes can affect how U read shit!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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ACE, oh, dry eyes??? Is that your excuse?? So, you start a fight and then blame it on "dry eyes". Hmm, I'l have to try that one sometime. Somehow I don't think it will work for me. So, how short are you??

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:14 PM

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How short am I????? I am 5'2. I weigh 135 lbs. WHY????? And just how tall are you???

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:17 PM

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lol...you two

need to get a room allready!! !!!lol

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:18 PM

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NOT EVEN like that, But thanks for the laugh!!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:20 PM

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How tall are u ebear??

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:21 PM

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well Ace

6ft.even

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:24 PM

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Thats a good tipi-toe heighth!! How tall is Ur misses???? My Mom was 4'11, but would swear she was 5', To my Dad that was 6' even also!! It was sweet!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:27 PM

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my wife is

5ft 1nch 110 lbs.....im about 245.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:30 PM

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That sound really sweet, just like my mom and dad!!! And u have how many kids w her??? @ least 2 daughters... I have 2 girls also. 13 and 16. Girls are the shit, as long as U can put up w the Drama, hunh???

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:33 PM

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mine are 15 and 17.......the possum got off easy.....drama is the magic word!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:35 PM

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Magic word my ass!!!! UGHH!!! It gets soo old sometimes, But then hunting season comes in, and they're focused on something besides boys!!!! GIMME A BREAK!!!!! Ya'll are sooo not worth all the time and effort my girls spend their time on ya'll!!!!! LOL

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 10:14 PM

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Let's see if I can answer all the questions too-
6'1" and 275
The wife 5'6" and I better not tell the weight! lol
my kids are 18 17 and 16 the baby is my "drama prone" daughter
I friggen hate possums, my dog killed 7 or 8, I got one with a pellet gun!
Did I miss anything?

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 10:20 PM

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That was pretty good, and Good 4 U for not mentioning some things!!!! I think we're caught up Mike!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:22 PM

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ACE, well, I'm 6'1, 168 lbs. I enjoy long walks by the lake, my hobbies include shooting and fishing and sometimes shooting fish. My favorite color is blue, I used to have a crush on ebears possum until he killed it (bastard), the first thing I notice in a woman is her eyes, second her lips and third her ass (although not always in that order), and I enjoy playing monopoly in the nude.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:24 PM

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stop it Cat

ur making me horny

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:25 PM

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horny...

hornier...hornier

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:27 PM

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BTW, I am ACE!!! Nice to meet you!!!!! Horny, hunh????? Dont think so...... Hope to hear from you soon!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

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nice to meet you ACE

that comment was directed at ebear, he meant to say he was getting hornier

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:31 PM

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Ur cool!!! Im still trying to figure out all the farming jokes that are directed towards him!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:32 PM

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so is he

so is he...

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:37 PM

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I am sooooo sure he is too. I just would live to be let in on his secrets!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:41 PM

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um guys

im sitting right here

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:46 PM

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DUH!!!! I tried to ask U the other day, and U didnt answer me, so I figured I would go another route to try to learn about the Llama shit!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:26 PM

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Ya'll are toooooo much sometimes!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:25 PM

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LMAO!!!!! That was good!!! I just snorted!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

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awwww

like a lil piggy?

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:31 PM

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Ebear, don't make the llamas jealous.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:33 PM

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WHAT exactly do you farm????? Please let me in on all the shit U get!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:35 PM

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ACE, who said anything about farming?? Ebear is a lover, not a farmer.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:38 PM

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animals need lovin too ya know.......but what i usually do is...i make the wife dress up like a turkey and im Elmer Fudd.....and then i chop her head off and have sex with her headless corpse......sometimes she wakes up in the midle of it and makes me untie her.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:43 PM

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That is fuckin awesome!!!! s&m mixed in w beasteality, U dont find that very often in ur day to day shit!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:46 PM

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sometimes i dress up like Hitler and she is jerry seinfeld and i shave her head and make her wear striped pajamas

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:50 PM

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Thats just wrong, and ur probably just patrionizing me right now... So thats fine.... I have learned a lot from some of ur posts and comments ebear. K?

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:53 PM

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i don't patronize.....i just let it all hang out.....shit just kinda pops in my head and out my mouth before i know it.....did't mean anything mean about it

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:56 PM

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Ebear, you never say nice sweet things to me like this.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:58 PM

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i like Ace, i think shes a real down to earth person....i can see why you put lip gloss on whenever shes on site.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:01 PM

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I just snorted again!!! I love being on this site!!!! I love being able to be myself. Ya'll are the shit!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:03 PM

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well you

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:03 PM

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Ebear, I also put on my aqua velva when ever she's on.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:59 PM

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Quit being an ass!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:01 PM

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lol

get a room you two!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:02 PM

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ACE, I can't help it.

ACE, I can't help it.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:04 PM

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hey cat....

keep on talkin im almost there.........

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:07 PM

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U got enough Lube, right???

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:08 PM

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:10 PM

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I havr found out that I like Guacomole!!! I didnt know that before!! LOL

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:13 PM

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hahahaha!shrivel.

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:09 PM

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Ebear, don't pop your pinata yet. It's too soon.

3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:10 PM

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thats it!!

here comes the candy!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:13 PM

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Funny ebear, I thought you would say something like "aye aye aye aye aye"

3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:58 PM

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I am sooooo the same way, Kinda like w Vaq earlier, B4 I let his idea b right, I was ready to bring out the books and b right!!! I just read it wrong. Are we cool??? We havent talked much, I just wanna make sure we're on the same page???

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:00 PM

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all my pages with you on them are stuck together

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:44 PM

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And animals do too 2 a certain extent..... I love animals, and we get along, But there's a fine line there!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:49 PM

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buy them icecream after.......hey where is Catfish???? did i Glock block him??? so sorry dude

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:09 PM

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nite nite vaq

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:23 PM

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did you play power forward for the lawn crew?

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 8:25 PM

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they count me as three lil beaners.....

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Who won????

top shot?? I had to leave the tv after JJ eliminated himself

who won the 100k

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:14 PM

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Iian WON!!!! It was close tho!!! Chris gave him a run for his $!!!!!

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3 years 48 weeks ago, 9:30 PM

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Bagpipes er a jiggin'

That's doin' it right.

I saw the commercial but not the event
I don't have TV at home

...Oh and 6' 8' if you are counting

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