Hey there Cat!!! how has Ur day been???
It aint exacly late here, but I'm sleepy.
Good Night Sir!!! Talk to you later!!
ACE, started in brawls yet??
None that didnt get settled B 4 they started..... LOL!!!! Amazing how dry eyes can affect how U read shit!!!!
ACE, oh, dry eyes??? Is that your excuse?? So, you start a fight and then blame it on "dry eyes". Hmm, I'l have to try that one sometime. Somehow I don't think it will work for me. So, how short are you??
How short am I????? I am 5'2. I weigh 135 lbs. WHY????? And just how tall are you???
need to get a room allready!! !!!lol
NOT EVEN like that, But thanks for the laugh!!!!!
How tall are u ebear??
Thats a good tipi-toe heighth!! How tall is Ur misses???? My Mom was 4'11, but would swear she was 5', To my Dad that was 6' even also!! It was sweet!!
5ft 1nch 110 lbs.....im about 245.
That sound really sweet, just like my mom and dad!!! And u have how many kids w her??? @ least 2 daughters... I have 2 girls also. 13 and 16. Girls are the shit, as long as U can put up w the Drama, hunh???
mine are 15 and 17.......the possum got off easy.....drama is the magic word!!!!
Magic word my ass!!!! UGHH!!! It gets soo old sometimes, But then hunting season comes in, and they're focused on something besides boys!!!! GIMME A BREAK!!!!! Ya'll are sooo not worth all the time and effort my girls spend their time on ya'll!!!!! LOL
Let's see if I can answer all the questions too-
6'1" and 275
The wife 5'6" and I better not tell the weight! lol
my kids are 18 17 and 16 the baby is my "drama prone" daughter
I friggen hate possums, my dog killed 7 or 8, I got one with a pellet gun!
Did I miss anything?
That was pretty good, and Good 4 U for not mentioning some things!!!! I think we're caught up Mike!!!
ACE, well, I'm 6'1, 168 lbs. I enjoy long walks by the lake, my hobbies include shooting and fishing and sometimes shooting fish. My favorite color is blue, I used to have a crush on ebears possum until he killed it (bastard), the first thing I notice in a woman is her eyes, second her lips and third her ass (although not always in that order), and I enjoy playing monopoly in the nude.
ur making me horny
BTW, I am ACE!!! Nice to meet you!!!!! Horny, hunh????? Dont think so...... Hope to hear from you soon!!!
that comment was directed at ebear, he meant to say he was getting hornier
Ur cool!!! Im still trying to figure out all the farming jokes that are directed towards him!!!
so is he...
I am sooooo sure he is too. I just would live to be let in on his secrets!!!
im sitting right here
DUH!!!! I tried to ask U the other day, and U didnt answer me, so I figured I would go another route to try to learn about the Llama shit!!!
Ya'll are toooooo much sometimes!!!!
LMAO!!!!! That was good!!! I just snorted!!!!
like a lil piggy?
Ebear, don't make the llamas jealous.
WHAT exactly do you farm????? Please let me in on all the shit U get!!!
ACE, who said anything about farming?? Ebear is a lover, not a farmer.
animals need lovin too ya know.......but what i usually do is...i make the wife dress up like a turkey and im Elmer Fudd.....and then i chop her head off and have sex with her headless corpse......sometimes she wakes up in the midle of it and makes me untie her.
That is fuckin awesome!!!! s&m mixed in w beasteality, U dont find that very often in ur day to day shit!!!
sometimes i dress up like Hitler and she is jerry seinfeld and i shave her head and make her wear striped pajamas
Thats just wrong, and ur probably just patrionizing me right now... So thats fine.... I have learned a lot from some of ur posts and comments ebear. K?
i don't patronize.....i just let it all hang out.....shit just kinda pops in my head and out my mouth before i know it.....did't mean anything mean about it
Ebear, you never say nice sweet things to me like this.
i like Ace, i think shes a real down to earth person....i can see why you put lip gloss on whenever shes on site.
I just snorted again!!! I love being on this site!!!! I love being able to be myself. Ya'll are the shit!!!
got a mexican friend in me...baby
Ebear, I also put on my aqua velva when ever she's on.
Quit being an ass!!!
get a room you two!!!!
ACE, I can't help it.
keep on talkin im almost there.........
U got enough Lube, right???
i use guacamole
I havr found out that I like Guacomole!!! I didnt know that before!! LOL
well im workin tomorrow....so g-nite my darlin.......you too Ace
Ebear, don't pop your pinata yet. It's too soon.
here comes the candy!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Funny ebear, I thought you would say something like "aye aye aye aye aye"
I am sooooo the same way, Kinda like w Vaq earlier, B4 I let his idea b right, I was ready to bring out the books and b right!!! I just read it wrong. Are we cool??? We havent talked much, I just wanna make sure we're on the same page???
all my pages with you on them are stuck together
And animals do too 2 a certain extent..... I love animals, and we get along, But there's a fine line there!!!
buy them icecream after.......hey where is Catfish???? did i Glock block him??? so sorry dude
don't snore too loud
did you play power forward for the lawn crew?
they count me as three lil beaners.....
top shot?? I had to leave the tv after JJ eliminated himself
who won the 100k
Iian WON!!!! It was close tho!!! Chris gave him a run for his $!!!!!
Bagpipes er a jiggin'
That's doin' it right.
I saw the commercial but not the event
I don't have TV at home
...Oh and 6' 8' if you are counting