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3 years 50 weeks ago, 5:45 AM

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Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick.

Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great.
I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

I intend to live forever, or die trying. It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
3 years 50 weeks ago, 7:43 AM

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By the way, my wife is Chinese...LOL!

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3 years 50 weeks ago, 7:52 AM

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Hey what is funny

This joke is totally hilarious,, but the camera is certainly made overseas aye !! Hahaha

Wait I got 1 more Hamp

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3 years 50 weeks ago, 7:54 AM

HampsterW

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Send it bud, I

will post it for ya'

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3 years 50 weeks ago, 8:06 AM

HampsterW

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Here ya' go Bigshot

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3 years 50 weeks ago, 12:24 PM

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Hamp, Bigg'n .. cut it out, i've just blown coffee all over the screen, and still sticking toilet paper between the keys..

ya sick fucks... (sorry Lord) .. sheeesh you guys are killing me.

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
3 years 50 weeks ago, 1:03 PM

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LMAO to funny, yeah need a little dental work done there hu yo. Your wife
is chinese hamp? Mine is Canadian.

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