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5 years 28 weeks ago, 10:05 AM

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How often do you guys have contests here? Last one I saw was the gun review contest. Any more coming up?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 10:13 AM

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contests

like the poll we just had were an idea presented to quinton.if you have an idea present it to him and see what he says.what are you thinkin' for a contest?it cant be nothin to do with a M1 carbine because i dont own one!lol

5 years 28 weeks ago, 10:21 AM

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I just wondered how it works. I'll never win one unless the contest is for the most pathetic guy who owns an M1 carbine. Hey, I'll win that one.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 10:24 AM

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ding-ding-ding!

we have a winner!tell us what he has won,Bob!

5 years 28 weeks ago, 10:29 AM

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kick in the nuts! Oh, the kick missed! Those must be some small balls!" I love ragging on myself.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 11:26 AM

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I got a pain just thinking about it. In the future, when you are ragging on yourself, could you please be a little more intellectual.........
I'm asking you nicely!!!LOL

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 28 weeks ago, 11:35 AM

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Oh, right.

How about, "Why Greasy, he's won a swift monopedal impact to the testicular region! Oh bother! The attempted testicular battery failed due to the inability of the striking party to locate his intended target. It must be due to the diminutive nature of the aforementioned testicles! How unfortunate"! Better? Ah, how I enjoy berating myself and illuminating my physical shortsomings for the amusement of all!

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 11:45 AM

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wow

wow impressed again!

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 11:47 AM

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You have just won the LLE Prize for Literature, 2008-2009.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 28 weeks ago, 11:51 AM

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SWEET!!! I DUN GOOD

What do I win for tawkin good anglish. Wait, I didn't talk. I typed. Uh, yeah. Hmm. I don't know.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 12:07 PM

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it will be decided as a function of the Obama Administration's tax policy for 2009---which probably means LLE will not have any discretionary income, with which to reward you.

This is a situation, up with which, we should not put.
[apology to Winston Churchill].

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 28 weeks ago, 12:14 PM

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Winston Churchill?

Sounds more like Yoda. I say 'sounds like' because unlike those people who have to move their lips when they read, I have to actually sound them out or I get lost. As for the prize, see the photo of the 20mm cannon. I'll take the gun. Or a big 'ol smootchy from Catalina..Colombia. Mmm.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 12:36 PM

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a remarkable resemblence between Yoda and Winnie.
The reference to Churchill comes from a time when he was excoriated by a political rival [while seated in a Parliament session], for ending his sentences with a preposition.
I think his rejoinder was:

"That is a criticism, up with which, I will not put."

You cannot have the 20mm, but I will definitely work on the smoochy. In fact, I will personally conduct the Quality checks.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 28 weeks ago, 12:44 PM

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Deal

I don't mind seconds. It's best that you get her first anyway. No sense taking a chance of getting my cold sores, right?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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