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4 years 42 weeks ago, 10:28 AM

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Cowboy Boots

Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope..'

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'

Furious, Bert yelled,
'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.

Patrolman Kato
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They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
4 years 42 weeks ago, 10:47 AM

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Pkato,

that is hilarious...LOL!

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:03 AM

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TRUE that, HI: there I am on a ROLL , i HAVE BEEN UP THIS EARLY , and been drinking Maxwell HOUSE DARK MAYAN CHOCOLATE LATTE A SENSUOUS BLEND OF RICH, AND DARK COCOA AND CINNAMON SWEET FLAVOR, THIS IS SO DELICIOUSLY AND FOAMY. COFFEE, IS GOOD, A .38 Special. is even Better.

4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:12 AM

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Have you ever tried decaf??

4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:29 AM

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NO i don"t say that I have, I Love coffee. But thank you.

4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:15 AM

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decaf...LOL!

ZOOM ZOOM!

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:44 AM

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Doing well

thank you! Welcome to Gunslot, by the way......Checked out the site but couldn't see any pic's or vid's.

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 10:08 AM

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I am happy to be here, I have been wanting to find some place, where I could say what I want , ok I do that here at my home But, Where I can talk about what is going on other places. thank you for having me.

4 years 40 weeks ago, 9:53 AM

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good

good one

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