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7 years 25 weeks ago, 5:28 PM

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Cute story

No politics, no religion, no obscenities! Just something for everyone to enjoy simply to enjoy it!

THIS IS GREAT!

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/weird/Trucking_Duck_All__National_.html

7 years 25 weeks ago, 5:42 PM

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That's hilarious!

That's hilarious!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
7 years 25 weeks ago, 6:09 PM

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but the best way to do it is to hatch the duck egg yourself, and make sure that you are the first being the duck sees when it is hatched. You will then become that duck's "mother", and would be responsible for feeding it and caring for it as a mother duck would, including, taking it for a swim now and then. That is what is called "imprinting", and that duck will follow you wherever you go.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
7 years 25 weeks ago, 6:41 PM

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LLE **** Do I have to

sit on the egg to hatch it? What if the duck looks like ebare, do I have to keep it? That is way too much responsibility.

7 years 25 weeks ago, 7:41 PM

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then we know that ebear has fucked a duck.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
7 years 25 weeks ago, 6:51 PM

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once in awhile. Pretty sure that guarantees it will look like ebare.

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7 years 25 weeks ago, 6:57 PM

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LOL Sky

Wiffer Magic egg hatching! Seen on TV only 9.99, but wait, there is a bonus

7 years 25 weeks ago, 9:47 PM

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HEY WAIT

I'VE GOT WRITTEN CONSENT FROM SAID DUCK.ITS RIGHT.............WHERE IS THAT?,,,,,,,,,,,,,UMMM.............I WAS DRUNK

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