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4 years 8 weeks ago, 5:00 AM

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Daddy long leg spiders

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

'Well, she said, that may be OK in California , but we're not having any of that fag shit in Idaho '.

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 10:18 AM

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This tickled me.. Spent "wife" time last night watching the olympics, mens figure skating has one to many of the "daddy long legs" type.. I wonder what would make them think that its good for the sport that all the skaters dress as fruty as they do..Honestly don't understand it.. And im thinking anyone who watched would think the same thing..

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4 years 8 weeks ago, 10:22 AM

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Frank Carrol, as swishy as they come...
I just can't watch them, when they do a death spiral, never leaving the ice, compare that to the Women's Downhill yesterday.
This is a sissy game, not a sport.

4 years 8 weeks ago, 10:36 AM

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Is this the "official" gay sport or something.. I think we all knew that most men skaters had a "hint of mint" but honestly never saw anything like the uniforms last night.. Like they were in a war to out "fem" each other, and were scored on how many sequens they wore. It was honestly sad, and i think (unless im WAY outa touch) will ruin the event if not changed..

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