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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:04 AM

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Daddy Long Legs

Daddy Long Legs
Stories about children and their views of the world are always touching.

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden, and he smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call this spider?" she asked, pointing.

"It's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

"The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not going to stand for that sort of behavior in Tennessee."

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:21 AM

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ha ha ha ha

funny shit Pkato!

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 8:17 AM

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No attribution, Mr. Patrolman?????

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:11 AM

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I am not really sure

what you mean...

Patrolman Kato
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4 years 40 weeks ago, 3:38 AM

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of the post?

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:21 AM

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Believe LLE put it up, not sure, the only difference was that the little girl was in Idaho..

I started to respond that due to your sittuation you're not aware that this has been posted before, but LLE was not on, guess i could have and saved your question..

I'm curious do you ever see the news media personnel in Iraq.. Obviously we see the same faces, all the time..is that a "green zone" thing...or do you ever see them ?

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:27 AM

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I would say

that with the gazillions of pictures and posts on this site
it would be hard if not impossible to not duplicate something
once in a while....JMHO

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:32 AM

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Perfect time to do a little "hook" and kid about his age..but he's stated he can't see all the posts so not a deal...hows Utah this am hamp... we still have snow on the ground.

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:37 AM

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Good greg

snow, you and everyone else, clear and sunny here. I was just talking
to a customer of mine in Eureka NV, foot and a half in the last couple
of day's.....bizzare....get old Gore buddy on the horn...lol

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:45 AM

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If your looking to stay away from people....laughing...actually pretty neat area, and that road (50) is beautiful from eureka, over to Ely... the big four corners... 50 and 93.. love it up there..

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4 years 40 weeks ago, 11:48 AM

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Yes it is,

I wish we would get some snow here, I have a co-worker that is a
ski freak and I am getting tired of his whining...LOL

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