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5 years 24 weeks ago, 11:26 PM

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Now, THIS is funny.. David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for thier Ho's.

# 3 - No Cadill acs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

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5 years 24 weeks ago, 11:34 PM

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they wear uniforms right? SLYLAN!! what do you have to say about these uniform wearing drivers?

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5 years 24 weeks ago, 8:18 AM

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Come back slyvan, your an ossifer now, you ranked up.
Sorry guys, I haven't had a good laugh in 48 hours.

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5 years 24 weeks ago, 11:18 AM

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hahaha thats funny

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