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7 years 10 weeks ago, 8:13 AM

samD

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Dear God

A Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then
he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When

The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President Obama.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

President Obama thought this would appear to be a lot of money

to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
note to God, which read:

Dear
God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
some reason you sent it through

Washington D.C. and those assholes took $95.00 in taxes

7 years 10 weeks ago, 1:45 PM

2chuck

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be happy

they didnt take 99

7 years 10 weeks ago, 3:32 PM

marten2nd

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samD thats funny

Gentle Words

give the devil his due
7 years 10 weeks ago, 7:22 PM

Anonymous

SamD

Thats a good one.

I got one you would laugh on i heard it on a family guy episode and I tried it myself.

Somone asked me this and I quote "Why Did All The Dinosaurs Die Out?"

I said "Because You Touch Your Self At Night"

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