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5 years 21 weeks ago, 7:53 AM

samD

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Dear IRS,

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15 but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I cant recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

5 years 12 weeks ago, 12:12 AM

raffycanlas

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Nov 2008
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New England Territory
hey mods!!!

i think this guy is a bot or something.

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:06 AM

Mark3030

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Mar 2009
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MN
Samd

are you feeling a little taxed? its ok ,you can let it out. their their
(warm fuzzy feeling for the day)LOL

"the thrill of the hunt"

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