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4 years 34 weeks ago, 1:34 PM

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(I have one!):
How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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What's a lightbulb?

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A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."

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Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where
he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside
her and said,“I heard you were planning to leave me?”

She replied,“Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”

Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds,“that's a mighty
big word for a 6 year old."

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Q. Did you hear the one about the violent 53 year-old paedophile?
A. Yes. He is revered by one fifth of the world's population as the one who
started the world's most intolerant, repressive, misogynistic and violent religion
known is isfaglam

HAHAHAHAHAH

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What do you call a muslim without a sister?
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A Virgin

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What do you call it when a Muslim woman says she is going to kill you?
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A veiled threat.

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What do you call a gay Muslim?
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A faghead!
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Did you hear about the Muslim who discovered odor eaters?

All that was left was a camel, a suicide belt, and a picture of Obama.

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Did you hear about the Muslim who was arrested for oral sex with a wasp?
He was charged with bee-heading.

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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl
being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.
He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was
watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: -
"But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an
American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says:
- "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills
innocent American dog.

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A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man, so he asked,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows
itself up!"

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Man walks into a lingerie shop and asks for a see-thru negligee, size 48-50-56.
The shop assistant looks at him and asks "Why the fuck would you wanna
see through that?!"

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Patrolman Kato
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
4 years 34 weeks ago, 2:13 PM

clintlebo

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pkato

you have friends?

clint

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 2:16 PM

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No?

Patrolman Kato
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
4 years 34 weeks ago, 2:29 PM

clintlebo

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dang it

I don't remember becoming muslim, I like bacon too much. What am I gonna do?

clint

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 3:32 PM

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lmao

a faghead!

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 34 weeks ago, 6:29 PM

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Pkato, very funny!

Pkato, very funny!

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4 years 34 weeks ago, 8:34 PM

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good ones

:)

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN

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