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5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:07 AM

samD

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Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States

Prior to voting, this warning must be read to every Democrat voter:

You are a Democrat voter. You have the right to assisted voting.

If you are too stupid to read ballot instructions, an eighth-grader will be provided to read and explain them to you.

If you cannot figure out the ballot, a fourth-grader will assist you in following the black arrow pointing from your candidate's name to the proper punch-hole choice.

If you are so confused you punch two choices for President, a third-grader will explain how lame you are and get you a fresh ballot.

If you are so feeble you cannot completely punch a hole in a thin card with a sharp object, a first-grader will be available to hit your pin with a Playskool mallet for you.

Should you decline any of the above assistance, you consent to the fact your ballot is final and waive the right to whine, protest or sue in a court of law.

5 years 8 weeks ago, 7:14 AM

Mark3030

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Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
1784
Join Date:
Mar 2009
Location:
MN
so true samd

it sicken me that you have to take the time to explain how to vote stop helping them they have enough help w/obama

"the thrill of the hunt"

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