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6 years 9 weeks ago, 11:08 AM

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Deport Ilegal Alien Canadian Geese !

Associated Press

Date: Thursday, January 22, 2009, 11:02 AM

US Airways violated Federal migratory bird regulations by hunting geese with an A320 Airbus jetliner, claim anonymous government sources. The pilot of flight 1549, Air Force veteran and avid hunter Chesley B. Sullenberger, tried combining both of his interests by bagging a brace of geese over the wetlands near New York's LaGuardia airport after takeoff, on his way to Charlotte, North Carolina.

The imported $77 million A320 airliner is

not certified for either waterfowl or upland bird hunting, so it was

not surprising that the aircraft malfunctioned, forcing Captain

Sullenberger to ditch the plane in the Hudson River.

The crew and 150 passengers were chilled and shaken but unhurt. Most

were simply grateful to avoid spending the weekend in Charlotte.

National Transportation Safety Board inspectors, rushed to the scene, reportedly found no Duck Stamps on

the downed aircraft's fuselage. Captain Sullenberger has not been

charged but is being held incommunicado at an undisclosed location. PETA

is urging the government to prosecute the pilot for double honkercide

and poaching, and the animal rights group is expected to file a civil

suit on behalf of the flock.

The two victims were undocumented aliens, according to sources close to the investigation, Canada geese who had over-stayed their visas. Their goose gang scandalized their quiet Queens community by squatting in local cemeteries and golf courses,

parking on the grass, cooking strange-smelling food and throwing wild

parties late into the night. Neighbors say police dogs were called out

on several occasions. Such incidents have triggered a wave of anti-Canada goose sentiment, but at this time revenge or hate crime motives are not suspected in the US Airways bird bashings.

Forensic examination of the avian corpses

continues, and technicians are analyzing the two cadavers under heat

with chestnuts, prunes, and Armagnac. NTSB inspectors have contributed

a supply of testing fluid, a 2005 Zind-Humbrecht Riesling from Alsace.

We will update this story as entrees details become available.

Note:The aircraft took off from La Guardia Airport before hitting the

birds. La Guardia is operated bythe Port Authority of New York and New

Jersey. The Port Authority's logo is a bird.

6 years 9 weeks ago, 12:32 PM

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in advance, but it's 'Canada Geese' not 'Canadian Geese.' I know: pedantic, but correct, nevertheless. Sorry. I hang my head in shame for being correct once again.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
6 years 9 weeks ago, 12:38 PM

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Are you trying to horn in on the territory??

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
6 years 9 weeks ago, 1:31 PM

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Just over the wire...Canadian geese with the Canadian flag engraved on their belly have been found to carry encrypted messages on their bellies, that when decoded, were found to contain the words:

"We're coming after you and we'll never give up until your country has been infiltrated with liberals."

The message then was signed by all the members of the United Nations.

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