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5 years 31 weeks ago, 6:05 PM

samD

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A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks,
I pray he's gainfully employed and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind;

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End

5 years 31 weeks ago, 10:28 PM

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gotta

gotta love it.

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." Thomas Jefferson
5 years 31 weeks ago, 10:14 AM

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roflmfao

Sam D... you made me gf laughed her ass off...^5 she said: you been in the VA way too long for them to replace your brain...lol.

RLTW
5 years 31 weeks ago, 2:07 PM

zx12rmike

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I'm sure

the first part of the "womens" poem left something out like "worship me", Isn't that what it's really trying to say. The Mans side says give me 15 minutes of your day! lol, it's great

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson

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