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5 years 26 weeks ago, 2:55 PM

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I was wondering if anyone knows somewhere I can illegally order some firearms into Canada.

The price of bullets is going up
5 years 26 weeks ago, 3:55 PM

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yes

and if the FBI is monitoring this site The connection is a man called SamD.

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:45 PM

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You are absolutely the dumbest prick that ever walked the face of the earth. You tell me to die, then make a false claim to monitors from the FBI? Whoa you are a Retarded lump of shit.... I hope your poor kids got a part of a brain from your wife...

5 years 26 weeks ago, 8:45 AM

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lol

no the dumbest prick is your father for not pulling out

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:09 PM

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Did you seriously just ask that...

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:16 PM

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LOL

Thats samd S-A-M-D go get him Mr. FBI AGENT. You can't miss him his house has all the mexicans sneaking out the back door.

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:28 PM

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how this will play out

TV anchor: hi. i'm Chris Hansen with MSNBC. We are doing a special on retards. I was wondering what you were doing with all of these illegally purchased guns.

Dumbass: umm. i didn't know the were illegal. i was just goin huntin

TV anchor: so when you visited www.gunslot.com and asked "I was wondering if anyone knows somewhere I can illegally order some firearms into Canada".... you didn't know they were illegal?

Dumbass: uhh, no. i was just looking to pick up some underage girls, and must have typed the wrong question. sometimes i get sudden cases of turrets.

TV anchor: so that explains the teddy bears, lolly pops, and KY lube.

Dumbass: yeah i didn't mean no harm

TV anchor: well dumbass, your free to go now.

(Dumbass slowly stumbles outside with his head down and a severe case of blue balls)

FBI: Freeze Dumbass! you're under arrest for being a dumbass.

... AND YES, is price of bullets IS going up!

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 26 weeks ago, 5:05 PM

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here

I found a site for you
http://www.atf.gov/
They got all the weapons you need...Dumbass

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 7:32 PM

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I heard a man named Barack O'bama may be having 1 hell of a sale around January 09

when they've read me my last rights one of them will be to keep and bear arms.
5 years 26 weeks ago, 7:50 PM

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Stupid duschbag

Get off the site scumbag. Everyone here follows the law. We enjoy our 2nd Amendment rights by following the law even when the law forces us to jump through hoops.
My Ar can not have a collapsable stock, bayonette lug.....even though I disagree with it, I follow it. Becuase its the law.
PS- fuck canada..won't even capitolize canada.

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 8:00 PM

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i was wandering if arnol in the picture vote for me he was the most dumb person. but you just pass that fucking dumbass. i hope you get the message.....

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 8:14 PM

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Law and ethics

Does anyone here know the proper procedure to follow within gunslot to hold a court martial,At this time I would like to accuse knowledge of having a lack of himself.

when they've read me my last rights one of them will be to keep and bear arms.
5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:24 PM

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got to be one of the funniest and most creative one-liners I have seen here.

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 8:17 PM

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Article 39 hearing

Can im

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 8:19 PM

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Spy

I think hes a spy

5 years 26 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

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DEMO... No collapsible

DEMO...
No collapsible butt-stock, No bayonet lug? What state you in. My S&W M&P15 has both. I'm from Michigan by the way.

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 8:30 PM

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Nevermind I saw your from NY.

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 12:51 PM

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Wow

I am trying to write a goddam novel just trying to make it realistic. Thank you for being a bunch of rude and ignorant Americans as usual.

The price of bullets is going up
5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:07 PM

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leave

If you have no interest in learning about gun or discussing them, then leave sight and quite posting garbage about Illegal gun trafficing.

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:11 PM

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YOU NEED

Knowledge wrote:
I was wondering if anyone knows somewhere I can illegally order some firearms into Canada.

PSYCHIATRIC TREATMENT< IMMEDIATELY

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:41 PM

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Chill

Obviously I'm interested in learning about guns I just said I was trying to write a novel which obviously involves weapons trafficking. I'm sorry to call out America but come on that "duschbag" just started insulting my country for no reason.

So lets get back to the point and if you dont know about how to smuggle firearms into Canada, leave me alone please.

The price of bullets is going up
5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:46 PM

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I Have a good.........

suggestion for you. There is nothing like first hand experience. Why not come across the border, and try to procure and take some guns back with you?

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:54 PM

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Just so everyone

Just so everyone knows...It's Douchebag...Thats the correct spelling. Although it maybe different with the French raped Canadians.

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 2:19 PM

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No..........

To be semantically correct, "Douche" IS derived from the French language

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 3:47 PM

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Touche' good sir

Touche' good sir touche'
Very true. Then why didn't the Canuck spell it riht?

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:29 PM

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Did You....

do that with a Foil, Rapier or Sabre??

You have to ask him why he can't spell.. He may have had a deprived childhood.

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:32 PM

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A foil, The other 2 are just to dangerous!

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:35 PM

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Well HOWABOUT an ....

Epee?

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:38 PM

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nope

You mean the heavy one with the weird handle that looks like a foil? I wouldn't even know where to buy one!

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:46 PM

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Just call

your local fencing school. No Problem. [and please--no jokes about chain link, picket and all that kinda crap]

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 2:19 PM

Anonymous

What the hell....

I am not saying nothin'

5 years 26 weeks ago, 2:21 PM

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I Have the Distinct

Honor to address the Snake:

If you aint sayin nothing, thats the same as sayin something

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 2:24 PM

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LLE

Hey Hows it goin. aint sayin nothing, thats the same as sayin something. iknow i was being an smart ass for a minute. got to laugh at somthings ya no.

5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:17 PM

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Yes......

I like to laugh at a lot of things, especially myself.

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:22 PM

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Hey hey, So do I!

Hey hey, So do I!

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:27 PM

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I Do.....

every day--It keeps me somewhat humble.

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:47 PM

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If anyone noticed, I wrote duschbag in quotations cause thats how that idiot who insulted Canada misspelled it. If you are all just going to act like sarcastic assholes, I guess I will go find sources elsewhere. Way to give the United States a good reputation you gun toting redneck fucks, go beat up some black people why not.

The price of bullets is going up
5 years 26 weeks ago, 4:50 PM

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That settles it !!!!!!

He probably is an Islamo-Terrorist, trying to incite a riot, until he can sneak through the border and join one of the alQaida cells, now under surveillance.

"Laugh so hard, that even 'Sorrow' smiles at you. Live life so well, that even 'Death' loves to see you alive". (author unknown) "....would someone please show this poor asshole the way out of town?"....Avram Belinsky, the "Frisco Kid".
5 years 26 weeks ago, 5:17 PM

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not looking good Bob!

We got you. Frog wannabe. I will say that you almost got a cool point for the Boondocks picture as your avatar +1(1) However, I deducted 2 points (1-2=-1) for the Citizenship. Then when someone rightfully insulted an inferior country(Canada) then our own and you "did not allow it"...well thats minus 2 for breaking the rules, 1 more from your citizenship[Because it is that bad] and minus 5 for the remark about the U.S.(-1-2-1-5=-9). So now your sitting at -9 cool points. You couldn't even stick up for your own frog like nature (Frenchy) so you lose another 3 points for being so French-like and surrendering (-9-3=-12). -12...god you blow.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot that you get -2 for having a homo name like "Knowledge". What is that? A one word name that holds no significance? Are you trying to be like Sting? Cher? Bono? Prince? All gay! and another -1 for not having any of your self like "Box-o-Bullets said(-12-2-1=-15). So your sitting at -15. You want to go for more?

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 6:53 PM

Anonymous

ran down their mothers legs!if stupid was a suitcase this guy would be a travelin' motherfucker!yeah fuckhead i know where you can get illegal guns!Mexico!this guy probably drives a fuckin prius too!!!

5 years 26 weeks ago, 7:00 PM

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He is a spy

SPY maybe he works for OBAMA

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