so i wasn't gonna say anything about it but when i told my son he laughed his ass off,so i thought i'd pass this along.
True,just happened to me yesterday afternoon,i was driving my Van,about 8 car lengths behind this woman,we we're at a light together,she was pulling away from me,blabbing on her cell phone,going down a 2 lane backroad.I noticed some deer coming out of the woods,she didn't.3 went across the front of her and she tagged one good,it went cartwheeling over to the other lane and layed there trying to get up.The lady pulled her car over and started to get out,i pulled over to ask her if she was allright.She gets out saying"oh my gosh,oh my gosh,look at that deer,i didn't see any deer,look at my car!"well her headlight and grill was smashed on the drivers side.
Meanwhile i'm eyeing the deer,no visible blood,eyes open,and wide eyed.jerking like it's gonna get up,but can't,i'm thinking broke back( and not in a Ebear and Runs kind of way either)
So now the deer is at the side of the road and i drug a blood trail with me,so i knew the deer was a goner and the lady had not really shut up about choking out this deer all this time(less than 5 minutes).That swhen another car pulled up and this guy gets out,kind of eyeballs the situation,looks at me and says"i've got some gloves in my car you can use if you want to choke out the deer". What effing movie did these two ever see where a deer got choked out? I mumbled something about not being a WWF wrestler and bent down again,sizing up the deers situation,i decided to put it down using my knife,the deer let me run my hand along it's neck and i felt a pulse,I decided to bleed it out,instead of plunging my 4 inch blade repeatedly into it,so i slit it's throat.
Blood spurted everywhere,i slit the windpipe too,and i was pretty pissed off by then,the deer folded in seconds so i was glad of that anyway and the lady had now started to say "poor deer,thank you" but i just walked to my van got some rags out of the back,wiped down my hands and left.
i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
5 years 41 weeks ago, 1:48 PM