The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the
The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant
I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just
But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning,
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