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5 years 11 weeks ago, 1:58 PM

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Don't you agree?

these are the most important things in life:

1. beer
2. women
3. guns
4. smokes
5. cars

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:03 PM

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Well, 3 of 5 ain't bad

I used to smoke and drink, but not any more. More money for guns and the kid.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:13 PM

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I only smoke once a month and I have beer alot but I don't get drunk, my kids are older now, and my oldest helps with taxes, he rocks! I stay at home and work from home and my wife works outside the home, my youngist is 13, so they watch themselves. I usually stay home and watch them, but I promised my wife that I wouldn't drunk as much anymore. So we can save money.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:16 PM

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agree

I don't drink or smoke anymore,and my mistress ran-away with me son. I guess that leaves ( ).

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:20 PM

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you mean (!) right

lol

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:23 PM

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mean (!)

Fill in the blank. Fishing goes in there somewhere.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:29 PM

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Yeah but what's wrong with hot women?

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 10:48 AM

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Hot women

If they are anything like me, they are a hell of a lot more cheerful than a woman who is feeling cold. Garfield doesn't do Mondays -I don't do cold.

5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:29 PM

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Agreed, charley

Fishing is wonderful. It's amazing that something I thought of as boring when I was a kid is now relaxing as an adult. But i haven't even seen a decent body of water here. I miss Kansas sometimes. Tjbones, I quit smoking just before my son was born because i don't want him to grow up in that environment. I quit for him. If I ever catch him smoking, I'm going to punch him in the face, take his cigarettes, and take up smoking again, realizing I'm a failed parent.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:51 PM

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I tell my kids "Never ever smoke"
and they say "Why not, you do?"
And I say "Do you want to grow up to be an old ugly son-of-a- B***h?"
and they say "Ewww, why would I wanna be like you?!?! Gross! I'm never gonna smoke!"

It's the only way to get through to them, my oldest can smoke if he wants because he's 18

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:30 PM

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I've had two surgeries one on each shoulder and they prescribed some wonderful meds to help with the pain. I can see why people develop a fondness for them. In my younger days, I didn't care much for guns, but having a gun in your posession when you commit other crimes (like simple posession) can be a felony. Luckily as a youth, I didn't carry a gun around when I was lightin one up... Today, I think it's just plain stupid. I get a much better "rush" when I can place all my shots within' a 2" or 3" group (even with my old tired eyes)

Feedin' the till, for the "Stimulus" Bill (since 1974)
5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:39 PM

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I thought you guys towed your boats trolling for ground squirrels out there.
All kidding aside I thought there were some lakes close to you.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:43 PM

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charley9toe

There are supposedly some lakes around here, but in Ft Riley, KS, there were 22 lakes and ponds on the post itself. I'm definitely not used to this lack of fishing goodness.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:53 PM

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I've been tring to quit smoking as hard as I can

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 2:57 PM

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tjbones

Just quit. I quit cold-turkey one night in Iraq. Realize you will be hating life for a couple weeks, accept it, and have fun playing up the "nic fit" card. I don't know how many times I would go off on my platoon sergeant or just walk away in the middle of someone talking to me only to come back after a while and blame the nicotine addiction kicking up. Worked great for quite a while. Forget about the "I'll finish this pack and then I'm done" shit. it doesn't work. just quit. Of course, I had something worth quitting for, so the motivation was and still is there.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:00 PM

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ever been top Dr. Love's???? hey run....It took my a triple bypass to quit smokin....but thats me...lol

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:03 PM

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Rabbi ebear

were you pub chaplain at Dr Loves? Were you military or POW?
How did the Jewish bitch shoot today? Hope all is well. Can you count to ten using all fingers and thumbs still...

5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:08 PM

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Dr Love's?

Not familiar with it. Must be some Mexican language stuff. NO HABLO ARABI, G-MONEY.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:13 PM

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run

that was the strip club right there in Manhattan Kansas.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:08 PM

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sam

i went to Kanses Stae to the institute of Baking about 20 years ago...I had to work today...ONe more overtime day before vacation, but im gonna go to the range probably tomorrow morning.i MIGHT GO TO cABELA'S TONIGHT TO THIER gUN sHOW. i WANT TO GET A SPEEDLOADER., bUT TONIGHT IS ALSO GAME 7 BULLS aND CELTICS.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:14 PM

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I ordered an uplula

mag loader. Arthiritis in my thumbs and hands makes it hard to load clips.
Which one of you guys is going to be President, next? I am dethroning, so to speak, on Dec 31, 2009. Which is also my 30th Anniversary, this time around. I have asked Quinton to quit crediting points to my account. I love contributing, but take too much abuse for my point whoring. Someone needs to pick up the gauntlet and lead!

5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:15 PM

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So Rabbi

while the dough was rising so was your pants?

5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:16 PM

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cocktail hour starts at five here & I can't wait.

5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:20 PM

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lol

Bulls in 43 minutes.....then im gonna make some Sangria with tequila and lemon juice....Vacation time!!!!!

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:18 PM

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not me

i don't want any points!!!!! hey how about Nimrod!!!!! yeah my thumbs get all blistered up from loading mags. I wrap them up in bandages before i shoot now.Uplula is what im gonna get too.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:19 PM

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No longer there, ebear

Those strip clubs suck anyway. I have Shamu ask if i wanted a lap dance one night in Junction City. She got mad when I asked if I would have to pay four times the normal rate since she was four times the normal woman. And samD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? You can make it to 10 grand by then. To hell with the point whoring abuse. I can think of quite a few in here who post some one liners and dumbass questions in an obvious attempt to gain points.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:21 PM

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I am the man

My wife shot 1100 rounds of 9mm in two days and i loaded all the mags for that and nothing, nada. It's a good thing i have something to do here at work, because I may accidentally kill myself if I tried to sit on my thumb.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:22 PM

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runaway

don't be so hard on yourself....some of your questions are just a little stupid...lolololol WHITE TRASH!!!!!!

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:22 PM

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needs to be the new President. I can take down all my pics and videos, email them to you and you can post them...

5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:25 PM

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HE DESERVES IT, PLUS MABEY THEN HE'LL ADMIT TO BEING sNAKES INVENTOR!!!!Igor!!!!!

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:25 PM

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White Trash?

Well, sure. At least I'm white trash. Thank God I'm not as low as an upper-class mexican. Thems'd be fightin' words.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:26 PM

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lol

hey wait......is that a dig????

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:29 PM

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OOGIE Wa Wa Boys

I am enjoying a nice ice cold cerveza con Budweiser. I toast you all to good health and 10 more children each. May you have more ammo than you will ever need and sitting duck targets.

5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:38 PM

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I'm still not sure why you're quitting. Are you growing up and getting out of your web surfing phase? I plan to stop this stuff when my mom says I'm old enough to drink coffee. Here's what I think happens. You post a lot of lengthy articles and announcements that are completely in keeping with the purpose of this site. People either don't want to take the time to read them or don't know how to reply. I am guilty of it at times myself. I hate to admit it, but there are times I come here just to look for a pissing contest to break my boredom. Yeah, as if that wasn't obvious. Your posts serve to keep people informed, whether they choose to read them or not. My big gripe is with people who post pics that have already been posted within the last couple days. I understand if someone posts a pic that was oiginally posted weeks or months ago, but that's it. There was my gripe, so if it applies to any of you, FIX YOURSELF, BITCHES!!!

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:56 PM

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but I think someone else should be President. I can lurk in the background and still moderate and participate. I am not quitting. I like it here, unless you guys think it is time I quit.
samD

5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:59 PM

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SamD

Or you could be a saint and donate your balls to a nuetered dog. That could work!! LOL

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 5:57 PM

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you should do the honorable thing and fall on a sword or donate your anus to a goat in Greece.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 6:02 PM

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I have from my youth that still works pretty well. I am not donating it til its over.

5 years 11 weeks ago, 6:04 PM

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ok

then you must stay on as president.....oh shit the Bulls are on!!!!fuck it do what you want!!!

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 6:05 PM

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to carry "the Boys" They have served me well and are going to be bronzed and attached to my memorial.

5 years 11 weeks ago, 6:06 PM

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DOES'NT YOUR WIFE KEEP THEM IN A JAR ANYWAYS?

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 6:07 PM

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Not yet

They are comfortable were they are for now. Swingin in the breeze.

5 years 11 weeks ago, 6:08 PM

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samD

I tell this to every guy who's wife wants him to be duh duh duh CASTERATED,
"A man is not a man without his balls" EEEPPP, oh that would really hurt, It gives me nightmares and I wet the bed when I think about it.....LOL

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 6:21 PM

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samD uplula

They are great. I couldn't load squat without one.

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 11:26 PM

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period lol

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
5 years 11 weeks ago, 10:53 AM

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For me

Cars
Rare Steak
Drinks with fizz - Cider or Sparkling wine (Champaigne is too dry)
Martial Arts
Firearms, but haven't been able to shoot in a while.

5 years 11 weeks ago, 11:03 AM

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For Liberals

Flat water, mineral infused

Free range chicken, skin removed

Brie

Salads no dressing

Petit-fours, for dessert so scrumptious

and of course oodles of Sunflowers for decorations

and yes this is for the so called men libs.

5 years 11 weeks ago, 11:06 AM

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for me

vodka
pornography
lobster tail
knowledge
health

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 10 weeks ago, 3:56 AM

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For me

1. Guns
2. Magazines
3. Ammo
4. Mt Dew
5. My Family (or sushi)

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