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6 years 22 weeks ago, 4:22 PM

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Drinking with a Redneck Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his gl ass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'InMexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one g ulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

' God Bless America '

6 years 22 weeks ago, 4:44 PM

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samD

excellent joke!

6 years 22 weeks ago, 4:51 PM

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in a very perverse way!!

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
6 years 22 weeks ago, 7:07 PM

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since the arab is dead, who's watching the mini mart

Confucious say: Go to bed itchy asshole, wake up stinky pinky
6 years 22 weeks ago, 7:27 PM

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Round here

Asians run them all, but I'm on the Left Coast. They're pretty nice guys, too. I waste money on the lottery once in awhile, enter the store and say, "Dollah Mega!" and they reply "Dollah Mega!" and we both laugh.

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 7:30 PM

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lol

it's funny because nothing is plural with them

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:21 AM

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hot redneck girls

plenty of them in tennessee

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
6 years 22 weeks ago, 11:34 AM

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the last time I was in Bristol.....That's the last time I'm gonna get my ass shot up, like THAT!! LOL

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6 years 22 weeks ago, 3:19 PM

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joke?

I dont get it samD, if it is a true statement, how can it be a joke ;)

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6 years 21 weeks ago, 6:10 PM

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I love it

Here is my Joke

A woman goes in to a bar and ask for a Brew. The bar tender say "I will give you a free beer if you can bite you left eye". The woman Pulls her dentures out and bites her left eye. She wolf down the first beer. The bar tender say " I will give you another one if you can bite your right eye. So the woman pops her glass eye out and puts it in her mouth. She wolfs down the second beer down.

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