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5 years 14 weeks ago, 8:20 PM

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Three people were sitting at a bar:
An illegal alien, an arab and a Texas girl.
The illegal alien tossed back his tequila, threw the glass in the air, pulled out his 9 mm, shot the glass then said, "In my country we have so much tequila that I never have to use the same glass twice."
The arab tossed back his non-alcoholic beer (being a good Muslim), threw the glass in the air, pulled out his AK-47, shot the glass then said, "In my country we have so much sand to make more glass that I never have to use the same glass twice."
The Texas girl drained her glass of Bud, threw the glass in the air, pulled out her .45, shot the illegal alien and the arab, caught the glass, put it on the bar for a refill and said, "In Texas we have so many fucking aliens that I never have to drink with the same ones twice."

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
5 years 14 weeks ago, 2:38 PM

Mosinfreak

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yep...

problem round here is, you always seem to run out of bullets

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism" -George Washington, Farewell Address, September 19, 1796
5 years 14 weeks ago, 3:21 PM

Anonymous

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

This is true. We need more guns and ammo.

4 years 45 weeks ago, 2:10 PM

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LMAO

That one has always been one of my fav's.

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4 years 44 weeks ago, 8:10 PM

CharlesW

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Only problem here is

They have more damn rights than we do and
we pay all the damn bills

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
4 years 44 weeks ago, 8:19 PM

zx12rmike

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Kali has more. We have the 2nd worst economy under Mr Obozo and 5 times the welfare obligations compared to New York. Joke is very funny, the situation in Kali is not.

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 44 weeks ago, 1:51 PM

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And that's the problem. Even people not on welfare see it as something you have to have around. Work to get rid of the welfare program. We all know it's a sham. Start with what I did. Contact members of the state house and suggest mandatory urinalysis for anyone drawing welfare benefits. If they fail, they lose benefits for two months. If they regain benefits and fail again any time after that, they lose benefits permanently.

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