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10 weeks 6 hours ago, 8:20 PM

ecaman

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Major General
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527
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Payson, UT, United States

Three people were sitting at a bar:
An illegal alien, an arab and a Texas girl.
The illegal alien tossed back his tequila, threw the glass in the air, pulled out his 9 mm, shot the glass then said, "In my country we have so much tequila that I never have to use the same glass twice."
The arab tossed back his non-alcoholic beer (being a good Muslim), threw the glass in the air, pulled out his AK-47, shot the glass then said, "In my country we have so much sand to make more glass that I never have to use the same glass twice."
The Texas girl drained her glass of Bud, threw the glass in the air, pulled out her .45, shot the illegal alien and the arab, caught the glass, put it on the bar for a refill and said, "In Texas we have so many fucking aliens that I never have to drink with the same ones twice."

He who laughs last thinks slowest.
9 weeks 6 days ago, 2:38 PM

Mosinfreak

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Lieutenant General
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678
Join Date:
May 2009
Location:
Somewhere in, Texas

problem round here is, you always seem to run out of bullets

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism" -George Washington, Farewell Address, September 19, 1796
9 weeks 6 days ago, 3:21 PM

Snake

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Secretary of State
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5518
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Jul 2008
Location:
Haysi, Virginia, United States

This is true. We need more guns and ammo.

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

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