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3 years 17 weeks ago, 1:36 PM

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Dr's visit

An 68 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "Sam, everything looks great. How areyou doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?"Sam replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He'sfixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,poof!
The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Sam's wife. "Sally," he says,"Sam is doing fine!
But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?""
Oh, sweet Jesus!' exclaimed his wife. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator again!"
That's it she says, I am moving to Florida and divorcing his dumb ass.

3 years 17 weeks ago, 2:16 PM

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You did that on purpose!!

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
3 years 17 weeks ago, 2:48 PM

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lol

3 years 17 weeks ago, 2:56 PM

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LMAO/ROTF !!

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