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3 years 33 weeks ago, 6:41 PM

Vaquero

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Dry in Texas

So Dry in Texas its affecting Church Work...

See how bad the drought has become in Texas .
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HOW DRY IS IT IN TEXAS ?

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now THAT's Dry!!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 6:45 PM

Vaquero

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Dry in Texas

That's a joke son, I say, a joke!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 7:20 PM

luckybychoice

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now

that's dry.maybe a refreshing plunge Photobucket

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 7:25 PM

Vaquero

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Show off

I do like the way the fracture runs straight out in front of his feet though.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 7:33 PM

luckybychoice

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yeah i know

hopefully he got back to the dock allright, Photobucket

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 7:34 PM

Vaquero

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hubba

hubba hubba

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 11:55 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

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Dry in Texas

lol

Good one, Vaq.

LBC, damn! That image is like waving a steak in front of a starving man.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 3:54 PM

tallguy007

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woooooooooooooo

how u get the girl to work here?

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 3:55 PM

tallguy007

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woooooooooooooo

how u get the girl to work here?

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 4:02 PM

Vaquero

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Cash

always cash.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 10:23 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

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lol, true. And always more than you have.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:28 PM

luckybychoice

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tallguy

got ya stuttering....

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 4:16 PM

Anonymous

LbC

That is something that will never tire me and if it does, I must be dead. How come I never got to get a moving picture of a girl like that and I am 59 yrs old. Never mind don't answer, I might cry. You lucky dog. JLC

3 years 33 weeks ago, 2:43 AM

Ishootdaily

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Damit man

I'd be walking around looking like Rocky Raccoon for sure! Smiling the whole time too.

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
3 years 33 weeks ago, 5:32 AM

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I'm with you ISD,

it'd be motoboat city for sure.

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