Forums / Strategies, Tactics & Training / Electric Fence

2 years 37 weeks ago, 6:01 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
Electric Fence

If you have ever used an electric fence or know someone who has one you should read this. The language used is a bit salty, but 'he tells it like it is' without cursing.

If you don't laugh hysterically at this,....CHECK YOUR PULSE...this is funny.

We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence.

Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works.

One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6 hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way.

It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all.

Now I'm standing there, I've got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 giga-volt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover.

Time stood still.

The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine.

It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of shit lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses.

Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together, it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand.

At this point I'm about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can't let go. I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences ... but Dad always had those piece of shit chargers made by International or whoever that were like 9 volts and just kinda tickled.

This one I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas.

'Damn!,' I think, as I remember I just filled the tank!

Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest I think 'Oh God please die .... Pleeeeaze die'. But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the go command from its owner's right foot.

So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80% humidity, standing in my own backyard, begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day.... he left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery my own stupidity had created.

I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire ....

I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned.

There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while I was on the ground still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire.

Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things:

1 - Three of the fillings in my teeth have melted.

2 - I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right).

3 - Poop, pee, and vomit when all mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think.

4 - My left eye will not open.

5 - My right eye will not close.

6 - The lawnmower runs like a sumbitch now. Seriously! I think our little session cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that.

7 - My nuts are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long.

8 - I can turn on the TV in the game room by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don't understand this???).

That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things. I appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow.

The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow.

2 years 37 weeks ago, 6:17 PM

CoalTrain8321

CoalTrain8321's picture

Rank:
Major General
Points:
399
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
P.P., W.V., United States
Too funny

Too funny

If Guns Kill People Then I Can Blame Miss Spelled Words On My Keyboard
2 years 36 weeks ago, 1:52 PM

jay sedler

jay sedler's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
1551
Join Date:
Oct 2009
Location:
redding, california, United States

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!thats awesome!makes me want to get one of those for my home security.and triple check to unplug it before i mow.

CRY HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 4:30 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
another funny

Solution to the problem in Egypt:
They want a new Muslim leader,

Give them ours.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 4:38 PM

daisycutter

daisycutter's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
5168
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Arkansas

`

iyaoyas
2 years 35 weeks ago, 5:20 AM

tallguy007

tallguy007's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
2032
Join Date:
Aug 2010
Location:
yavin, outer rim, American Samoa
yes yes

Vaquero wrote:
Solution to the problem in Egypt:
They want a new Muslim leader,

Give them ours. COME NOV 2012 HE IS FREE TO GO

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
2 years 36 weeks ago, 4:54 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
How y'all doing?

I been busy and hot! Still better than cold but pretty danged hot.
I hope to get home in a couple of weeks. (hope).

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:21 PM

jay sedler

jay sedler's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
1551
Join Date:
Oct 2009
Location:
redding, california, United States

doin well.stayin out of the heat as much as i can.hangin with wife and baby in the ac.

CRY HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 8:37 PM

greg az

greg az's picture

Rank:
Secretary of Homeland Security
Points:
5873
Join Date:
Oct 2009
Location:
New York, NY, Yugoslavia
evening guys..

Going to have to be a drive by.. Still living in (or out of maybe) box's.. Home is all we could have hoped for.. we see it every once in awhile when said (that was for you pard) box slides away from the wall..

Just got on to thank Daisy for sending me a huge "diamond" encrusted key chain that featured (you cant make this stuff up) a spinning Arkansas razor back hog.. It has to be the ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life.. Mr and Ms Daisy inclosed the "porker" with two quality bottles of wine.. Soon as i find the lap top.. router... and camera i'll take a picture (of the pig.. expect the wine to be gone by tomorrow night) .. Sheesh i got some wierd friends..

miss all my tramp gunslot brothers . If someone asks you about moving.. think first .. Truth is were blessed.. for real.. but sure is a pain, and as Reap said we picked the "cool" time of the year to do this..

see ya all soon as i can..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
2 years 36 weeks ago, 2:08 PM

daisycutter

daisycutter's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
5168
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Arkansas

"...huge "diamond" encrusted key chain that featured (you cant make this stuff up) a spinning Arkansas razor back hog.."

It's not a keychain Greg, it's a bling. You get your, ahem, private stuff pierced and hang the bling from it. Looks pretty good with leather chaps.

Second, obviously, you are not a wine critic. Ripple in one gallon jugs is not "Quality Wine" but it goes good with velveeta cheese and pork rinds.

I feel for ya pal, I detest moving!

iyaoyas
2 years 36 weeks ago, 3:45 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
Uh oh......

Sooooo. the wine (ripple) is to get ya loosened up for the bling "installation"?
It's a dang good thing Greg caint take a clear picture! If he does post a pic of the "keychain"....
oh hell, forget it, I gotta go puke.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 4:02 PM

luckybychoice

luckybychoice's picture


Rank:
Secretary of the Treasury
Points:
6793
Join Date:
May 2009
Location:
United States
ha

almost ruined my supper reading here.Dammit Daisy! What shopping network from hell were you watching(and buying from)? dam funny.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
2 years 36 weeks ago, 10:22 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

Saint J.M. Browning's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
3569
Join Date:
Feb 2011
Location:
The Colony, Texas, United States
Greg's new bling

Holy crap. I'm rolling here. That's a POD right there.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:45 PM

CharlesW

CharlesW's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
4860
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
Live in the wilderness, Republic of Texas, United States
Greg new house?

Gee I miss a lot. Did you leave Peeples Valley?

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
2 years 36 weeks ago, 8:42 PM

zx12rmike

zx12rmike's picture

Rank:
President Pro Temp
Points:
7870
Join Date:
Dec 2008
Location:
commiefornia, United States
Hey Greg!~

Hey Greg!~

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
2 years 36 weeks ago, 8:47 PM

zx12rmike

zx12rmike's picture

Rank:
President Pro Temp
Points:
7870
Join Date:
Dec 2008
Location:
commiefornia, United States

Vaq, anybody out there?

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
2 years 36 weeks ago, 4:31 PM

Caber

Caber's picture

Rank:
Brigadier General
Points:
276
Join Date:
May 2009
Location:
West Jefferson, NC USA, United States
Sick

This is a sick bunch of people, I guess that is why I like it here so much................

Caber
2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:04 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
Bling is hanging

At my and Greg's age, it gives a new meaning to hanging.
I hate peeing on my shoes, but is a fact of life...lol

2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:37 PM

CharlesW

CharlesW's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
4860
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
Live in the wilderness, Republic of Texas, United States

Lop it over the electric fence.
Put some lead back in your pencil

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:07 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States

I am still looking for a place to settle in if this house ever sells. I am looking at Harlingen, McAllen and that area. Closer to Mexico if Obozo gets re-elected.
Greg glad you are there. My ex bro in law, the prig minister lives some place there in limp dick village Sunrise/Sunset grande.

2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:09 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
Coppertop, ronin, Vaq

How is everyone. Just sitting here contemplating dinner.
Vodka over and chocolate donuts or Vodka over and sausage?
When you are single again, these choices come up, nothing else does. lol

2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:17 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
sam

Go for the sausage. I just finished a grilled pork chop and beer. (anti muslim meal)
Yeah, haul your ornery ass on down to the Rio Grande Valley. You'll fit in just fine and love the weather!
It looks like my oldest and her hubby are gonna move down to RGV from Denver soon.
Puts a dent in my snow skiing but makes the family range days easier!

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:44 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States

What do you suggest in the RGV?

2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:52 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
Edinburg

It's been a while since I've been there but it is smack in the middle of the orchards (grapefruit and lemons) and not too far from McAllen but you have a much better route North if a hurricane evac is necessary. The bulk of 'em (evacuees) are gonna run up North from Harlingen, gives you more WNW options too.
Just my 2 cents.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:31 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
samD

Thanks for the e-mail also.
I love puppies ; ) LOL!

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:10 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
Hey crusty 1sg

samD here, Vietnam era Tsgt US Air Farce.

2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:11 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
6 years

1964 to 1970. Can't tell you what I was doing or would have to use my Kbar to silence you!

2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:47 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
Charles W

The only way I can get mine to lay on the fence is to get up and lay on the fence...

2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:54 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States

Love that German food. Luckenberg would be fun too. What the hell is the name of that BBQ town, Blacks BBQ & Kretzuers (sp) Mkt. up the road from San Antone to Austin

2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:58 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
New Braunfels

Most likely. As German as it gets in TX. Oktoberfest......I sorta remember, not much.
Hellacious smoked meats though.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:59 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas

Gotta watch for the "range nazis" though.
LOL!

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 35 weeks ago, 5:23 AM

tallguy007

tallguy007's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
2032
Join Date:
Aug 2010
Location:
yavin, outer rim, American Samoa
boon~da~ba

Vaquero wrote:
Most likely. As German as it gets in TX. Oktoberfest......I sorta remember, not much.
Hellacious smoked meats though.

mis OCTOBERFEST

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
2 years 36 weeks ago, 7:05 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
Vaq, it is Lockhart Tx

http://www.lockhart-tx.org/web98/visitors/bbqcapitaloftexas.asp

2 years 36 weeks ago, 7:10 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
Couldn't say sam

I aint been to Lockhart. That whole area is full of German influence though.
PM for ya too.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 7:05 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States
Hey Demo, how are you?

Hope all is well in upstate NY!

2 years 36 weeks ago, 7:09 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States

The worlds best. On Beale St.
http://bluescitycafe.com/

2 years 36 weeks ago, 7:10 PM

samD

samD's picture

Rank:
President
Points:
15597
Join Date:
Aug 2008
Location:
Green Valley, Free State of Arizona, United States

Love that Shiner Bock

2 years 36 weeks ago, 8:06 AM

daisycutter

daisycutter's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
5168
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Arkansas

has a lot to offer.

iyaoyas
2 years 36 weeks ago, 4:28 PM

luckybychoice

luckybychoice's picture


Rank:
Secretary of the Treasury
Points:
6793
Join Date:
May 2009
Location:
United States
vaq

striking out so far onyour magazine,one more place in town yet,then i'm outa gas.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
2 years 36 weeks ago, 4:48 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
LBC

I certainly appreciate your efforts.
I've located 5, all in one place and $70 a piece.
I think I'm gonna sell the pistol before it is obsolete.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 5:35 PM

luckybychoice

luckybychoice's picture


Rank:
Secretary of the Treasury
Points:
6793
Join Date:
May 2009
Location:
United States

Browning HiPower sell for 75 bucks each,kind of makes my wheel guns look a little better.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
2 years 36 weeks ago, 5:58 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
True enough

But your Hi-Power is worth a bit more than my plastic .22 and the mags are plastic too.
Just don't seem right. Supply and demand I guess.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 6:12 AM

MattyTheJet

MattyTheJet's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
1027
Join Date:
Mar 2012
Location:
Sebring, Florida, United States
LOL

That is so funny!

2 years 36 weeks ago, 7:29 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

Saint J.M. Browning's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
3569
Join Date:
Feb 2011
Location:
The Colony, Texas, United States

I was in Gregg Co., TX Saturday having BBQ at Country Tavern. Thought about you. Good BBQ, too.

And where is Runs? I think his truck got tired of him raping it and turned the tables.

And Hamp too? Probably busy adding more cool shit to his list of possessions.

Morning, GS.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
2 years 36 weeks ago, 7:59 AM

daisycutter

daisycutter's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
5168
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Arkansas

ago, he asked that I let all y'all know he's busy but will be on GS again soon.
This is why I call Bekins or whomever is the least expensive movers. People should have stopped moving when all their worldly goods no longer fit in a wikiup.
How's the boy's driving lessons coming along, ya white haired yet? LOL!!

iyaoyas
2 years 36 weeks ago, 8:05 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

Saint J.M. Browning's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
3569
Join Date:
Feb 2011
Location:
The Colony, Texas, United States
Daisy

Yep. If (and that's a big if) I ever move, it will be after I save enough money for someone else to do all the work.

The kid's getting a lot better. Still have white knuckle moments, of course. But we were in East Texas this weekend, and we let him drive back. He did good. I think he's about ready. The only thing I would worry about now is when he drives alone and has his friends or (worse) a girl in the car with him.

You know how that goes. Teenage boys showin' off.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
2 years 36 weeks ago, 8:11 AM

daisycutter

daisycutter's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
5168
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Arkansas

outrun a cop. I outran him but turned the car into a steaming pile in the process, all because I had the town wino and a case of beer in the car ;<(
It was the nicest car my Mom & Dad had owned...

iyaoyas
2 years 36 weeks ago, 9:56 AM

Saint J.M. Browning

Saint J.M. Browning's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
3569
Join Date:
Feb 2011
Location:
The Colony, Texas, United States
Damn Daisy

I can just imagine what your Father did about that.

"I don't think Hank done it this way" - Waylon
2 years 36 weeks ago, 2:48 PM

daisycutter

daisycutter's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
5168
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Arkansas

If he'd beat me the bruises would have healed.
A few weeks ago the oldest G-Kid asked why I don't get mad and yell when they are "bad".
If I'd beat them the bruises would heal.

iyaoyas
2 years 36 weeks ago, 8:35 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
Shipwrecked

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze, a perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
2 years 36 weeks ago, 9:50 PM

daisycutter

daisycutter's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
5168
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Arkansas
Poor Dog ;<(

~

iyaoyas
2 years 36 weeks ago, 1:13 AM

greg az

greg az's picture

Rank:
Secretary of Homeland Security
Points:
5873
Join Date:
Oct 2009
Location:
New York, NY, Yugoslavia

all misty eyed missing you guys.. (you really are a bunch of sick F@&%#'s) ..

Were down to half a home full of boxs.. called a guy today who showed up and hauled off a pickup load of our empty ones.. that and a bunch of "stuff" that for some reason we decided we needed to move from Peeples Valley to Sun City.. Nice guy, but then again i paid him so.. duh.

The inside is starting to look nice.. Gloria had me hanging "rod's" (widow stuff..other "rod's" are still in containers) good thing about this is i get all anal compulsive with a tape measure (no sicko's i don't kiester it) these puppys can be mic'd.. talking drapes hung at tolerences reserved for German machines.. the bad thing is i'm REAL slow so this is accompanied by a constant stream of "your measureing that AGAIN!!)..

Got started on my mans cave.. so far it's just empty book cases and gun cases, but i have my work bench against the wall.. chair and porta potty under it.. a little 5 cu ft ref for cold beer is planed... Thats it from geezerville guys.. falling asleep..

Picture of the "bling" will follow.. i swear every time i see that thing i have to find a cross and get "purified".. Don't worry about seeing a TMI picture of it.. it's way to heavy for any self mutilation.. plus that would make a 911 call a real possibility, and the neighbors are already giving us "looks".. Some of that is the diesel.. were in the land of 4 door buicks and toyotas.. Not big trucks...

Later my friends.. miss ya all.. be back as soon as i can..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
2 years 35 weeks ago, 5:24 AM

tallguy007

tallguy007's picture

Rank:
Lieutenant General
Points:
2032
Join Date:
Aug 2010
Location:
yavin, outer rim, American Samoa
great story

be glad it was not raining or the sprinkler's did not come on .............................

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR

Who's Online

Guns Lot Activity
Users
Currently Active Users: 781 (3 members and 778 guests)
jpdental, captmax, daisycutter

Users Active within the last 24 hours
jpdental, captmax, daisycutter, jf.chandler sr., teko52, tallguy007, LLE, DanO, Pa Pa Tom, DanH
Guns Lot Statistics
Stats Topics: 8,722, Comments: 162,124, Members: 23,517
Welcome our newest member: Hank6046

Recent Activity