I don't want to turn this into a rant against women, just asked Jimmy how Ace was doing, and VV looks like our sorta gal, same with bad girl, (by the way time to post a hi its bad girl) and obviously as the gals are in the minority around here i don't want to pick on them..
That being said......
Ok so how do i say this politely, and as a gentleman, ... hmm.. as our resident cross wearer im sorta in a bind here.. Hey.. Great,.. is that Lyle walking in the door..
"Lyle can i bend your ear for a min".. "i need a positive way to describe the female genders personality issues buddy"..
YEP!! SURE CAAN GREG_________________THIER ALL FUXKED UP!!... GET ME A BEER!
So as i was saying, thiers just differences between "that other gender" and us.. Lord knows we love them, and in a lot of important ways like caring, and patience they have a step and a half on most of us..That being said there are a few ways that WOW or they diffrent..
Lets say for example you have a task to do around the home.. a guy says ok i have to put up the tree.. So he goes and gets said tree and puts it up.. NOPE.. the gal and guy talk about where that trees going to go for 30 or 40 min.. Then after talking about changing the color of the wall WHCIH I JUST PAINTED LAST YEAR !!! .. ... sigh... yep guess this "might" be the story of putting up the Christmas tree this year..
to save us all any embarrassment lets just call that other gender TOGs from now on.. HEY! Pretty cool to my knowledge i just made up a word.. If it's ever been used before im not aware of it, and think i'll claim ownership.. sorta like it.. TOGs.. yep good ring, now back to the story..
So have you ever noticed that when your at the end of your limits physically and mentally the resident tog will AT THE VERY SECOND that you have maxed out.. say "hey i know what we have to do now"...
I've also noticed an amazing ability that togs have to be just a tad better at what ever it is your doing than you are.. for example (Schuy is that eg or ie) anyway since Schuylers trying to start Gulf War 28 or something will get back to the ability to be better at what ever the task is.. Lets just say that, Oh lets see... a random example lets say your changing your tire (Highway 89 mile post 64) ((just past Martinez wash)) just hypothetical of course..
So you have been changing tires for the last 50 years.. Lets say as an example that you were a jet mechanic in the Navy, and had spent a life time wrenching motorcycles and had every Snap-on socket in 1/4,1/2, and 3/4 drive.. this does not matter to a tog cause.. you DON'T HAVE A CLUE how tight to make that wheel nut.. Nope .. Ever hear a "i don't think thats tight enough". Let's say your working on a project like oh... trying to think of a completely random event ..Aug 18th last year 3:28 pm putting the son-n-laws water heater in.. "don't ya think thats to tight" cause togs just know that what ever your doing is wrong..
Course sometimes you get lucky and marry the love of your life, in which case the correct tog answer is .. You betcha baby.. ok troops, rants over.. feel 100% better.. time to go hug the tog.
a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
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