Okay, I don't think I'm as gay as ebear yet, but I may be getting close. I had some veggie meat patties and they're freaking great. Boca Burger flame grilled patties and Morningstar veggie sausage patties. The sausage patties taste like real sausage! I don't know what kind of black magic voodoo shit these people are using, but they can take a plant and make it taste like an animal with almost no fat, no carbs, no cholesterol, and lots of protein.
Now, I'm not gonna go vegetarian or anything, because as ebear knows, I love the meat (FUCK YOU EBEAR, I SAID IT BEFORE YOU COULD, FAG!!!), but this shit is pretty good and is worth a try, especially for some of the crusty old bastards we have on this site that are a cheeseburger away from a massive heart attack.
Okay, go ahead with the pussy vegan comments.
"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 25 weeks ago, 12:21 PM