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3 years 47 weeks ago, 11:21 AM

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Ever try veggie meat?

Okay, I don't think I'm as gay as ebear yet, but I may be getting close. I had some veggie meat patties and they're freaking great. Boca Burger flame grilled patties and Morningstar veggie sausage patties. The sausage patties taste like real sausage! I don't know what kind of black magic voodoo shit these people are using, but they can take a plant and make it taste like an animal with almost no fat, no carbs, no cholesterol, and lots of protein.

Now, I'm not gonna go vegetarian or anything, because as ebear knows, I love the meat (FUCK YOU EBEAR, I SAID IT BEFORE YOU COULD, FAG!!!), but this shit is pretty good and is worth a try, especially for some of the crusty old bastards we have on this site that are a cheeseburger away from a massive heart attack.

Okay, go ahead with the pussy vegan comments.

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 11:58 AM

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yes i will admit it,we have Boca Burgers and Morningstar Italian herb chik patties in our freezer now,usually served on ARNOLD SELECT 100%whole wheat sandwich thins( i had to copy off the wrapper).I like them just fine,exercise without diet is going to result in failure if your trying to get back in shape/stay in shape.I'm 5'10" 185 and 53 yrs old and i work out everyday.I have been eating right for only about 5 yrs or so but my wife and i are both pretty serious about staying in shape. Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.

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3 years 46 weeks ago, 12:33 PM

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I will say I do eat whole wheat bread, but vegan no not for me, I love Beef Burgers, I have been eaten Beef, growning up. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

3 years 47 weeks ago, 4:09 PM

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I eat veggie meat all the time. Every elk, deer, cow, moose, etc. I kill was at one time a vegetarian...oh you mean meatless products...

Now that you know you like the taste of meatless burgers, go to a vegetarian restaurant and order a burger rare with bacon. See what they do...

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 4:27 PM

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Yep, tried it once

If I want it to taste like beef, I'll buy beef. Bacon? ditto.
Not knocking the heath benefits, just kinda like eating meat. A salad will do when I want healthy.
Theres an idea, A salad flavored ribeye! Yeah, that's the ticket.

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 5:02 PM

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We'd have horns, cloven hooves and tasted like something off the table at Houston's smothered in butter sauted mushrooms, onions with a baked tater and a big ol hunk of Texas toast...

damn...

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3 years 47 weeks ago, 8:05 AM

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Most of my hippie meatless-meat experiences have been awful. Veggie sausage on a kosher pizza in Israel...BARRRRF. Likewise for most of the vegan crap my cousin used to bring to dinner.

That said, I had a smoked Thai tofu patty a while back....tasted 'zackley like a damned spicy pork chop. Price was right too.

3 years 47 weeks ago, 10:54 AM

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um...ok.....are you that f'n bored ??? veggie meat???? thats whats been on your mind????? you poor pathetic 3ft tall loser. whats the matter,you get tired of dressing up like Tina Fey so the locals will splooge in your face? whats next? " whats your favorite veneral desease?" ( mine being the x-2 strain of herpes from southern Portugal )Do me a favor and get back to protecting our country from illegal exports of irregullar banana's or bland Iguana porn, or whatever the fuck those un-employed mud eating Cubans you " over-see " do.....Veggie Meat????!!!!! go to hell...!! you little white Gary Coleman wanna-be

...check... G-AZ
3 years 46 weeks ago, 7:05 AM

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Fuck you, ebear!!!

I have all the time in the world to try stupid food here, because all I do is make sure the terrorists stay in their cages. I'm like a zookeeper. Keep the animals in the cage, feed and water them, and let them out for exercise every once in a while.

And the only reason Cubans are unemployed is because meskins are so much better at clearing clogged sewage lines. They don't take the time to use tools other than forks and spoons. How does my veggie burger shit taste?

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3 years 46 weeks ago, 1:25 PM

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Beef, like any red meat has a low bioavailability, meaning it doesn't digest very well and a large part of the nutrients ends up as waste because your body doesn't process it. Where beef does well, though, is it's supply of iron that you don't get with other sources of protein.

Veggie meat patties have a great ratio of protein compared to fat and carbs, and practically no cholesterol, but god does it make you fart a lot.

And I guess the extra fiber from the metamucil I add to my protein shakes contributes to my fart factory too.

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3 years 46 weeks ago, 7:03 PM

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Sirloin, T-Bone, Round, and ground

Where's the beaf

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3 years 46 weeks ago, 3:36 PM

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runawaygun762 wrote:
Okay, I don't think I'm as gay as ebear yet, but I may be getting close. I had some veggie meat patties and they're freaking great. Boca Burger flame grilled patties and Morningstar veggie sausage patties. The sausage patties taste like real sausage! I don't know what kind of black magic voodoo shit these people are using, but they can take a plant and make it taste like an animal with almost no fat, no carbs, no cholesterol, and lots of protein.

Now, I'm not gonna go vegetarian or anything, because as ebear knows, I love the meat (FUCK YOU EBEAR, I SAID IT BEFORE YOU COULD, FAG!!!), but this shit is pretty good and is worth a try, especially for some of the crusty old bastards we have on this site that are a cheeseburger away from a massive heart attack.

Okay, go ahead with the pussy vegan comments.

No don't think you're gayer an eBear, you're gay ass is into beastieality. And that was not a veggie burger you had it was a cock meat sandwich.
Faggot.

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3 years 45 weeks ago, 6:40 AM

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Now now, Nitris.

You shouldn't call your dog a beast. Once you get to know him (in the biblical sense), you'll find that he's a caring, accomodating lover that enjoys the tender moments in life like sharing a squirrel carcass during cuddle time.

Squirrel's a good way to recover my energy after boning your pup. I'm not the faggot, your dog is. He's the one taking a dick in his ass.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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