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4 years 29 weeks ago, 11:37 AM

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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4 years 29 weeks ago, 6:15 PM

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Pkato

funny as hell.
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4 years 29 weeks ago, 6:04 PM

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Good one Pk. Bob & Tom has a guy that plays the piano in the old west. I forget how it goes but the punch line is "Know it, hell I wrote it". Wish they would have it on again.

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