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4 years 14 weeks ago, 4:05 PM

HampsterW

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A fairy tale

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside
an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and
told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United
States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he
had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three
car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and
the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them
all over here" --- and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a
beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout
patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes
instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this
sombrero .
And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The
man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and
a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared
from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Where is my new house?"

The fairy said: "Tough, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for
yourself."

And she disappeared..

Change you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ron Paul 2012----Vote the bastards out!---------------------------------
4 years 14 weeks ago, 5:07 PM

Shakleford

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Good one Hampster

I'll have to remember that!

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
4 years 14 weeks ago, 5:10 PM

Nitris

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yep..............thats about right.

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