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5 years 39 weeks ago, 8:27 PM

samD

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The first 100 days

Friends,

As we celebrate the first 100 days of the Obama administration, let us bask in his glory and review his wonderful accomplishments:

1. Total jobs created or saved - 0 (except for the 25 police officers in Ohio ), but that was outweighed by the 21,000 jobs lost this month at GM that Obama now runs.

2. Total banks saved - 0

3. Total auto manufacturers saved - 0

4. Total jobs brought back from overseas outsourcing - 0

5. Total black muslim teenagers (Somali pirates) killed - 3

6. Total number of private businesses now under government control - all the banks and auto makers

7. Total number of fawning magazine covers - 50

8. Total comic book appearances - 2

9. Total decrease in the stock market - almost 2000 points

10. Total increase in gas prices - almost $1.00

11. Total murdering, thug, socialist dictators who love Obama - 15

12. Total countries who hate America - unchanged

13. Total times Obama has bashed America - 175

14. Total number of speeches without the teleprompter - 0

15. Total tax cheats in the administration - 5

16. Number of people saying "I told you so" - 56 million

Let us sing the praises of these first 100 days!!

5 years 39 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

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Ford is doing it right. I really can't wait to move closer to post so I can buy a Ford F150 XLT. Ford didn't take bailout money like the other two big ones, so I think they deserve my money voluntarily. My wife and I come from GM families, but this has changed my views.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 39 weeks ago, 9:08 PM

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